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Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 9:03 am
by Dalty
So, this week I wave a terrified farewell to two years of bachelorhood and move to a place where I have to actually consider the feelings of another human being. This should be fun......... I hope....

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 9:14 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's a trap!

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 11:32 am
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:It's a trap!
I don't think she's Thai.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 11:36 am
by Dalty
She most definitely does not have a thingy!

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 6:12 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Mal Shot First wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:It's a trap!
I don't think she's Thai.
I think you're right. Sounds like she came in first place.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 6:13 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I'm just kidding. We all know Dalty came first.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 15th, 2015, 6:14 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Also, more than likely, last.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 1:03 pm
by Dalty
I am getting a little sad and wistful. Don't get me wrong, I love this girl and am excited about sharing my life with her.

However for two years I have been living in my awesome man-cave and not had to consider the needs or feelings of another human. I could do whatever I wanted, when I wanted. I bought a boat, for Christs sake!

All day booze fuelled Netflix sessions - what will become of them?

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 2:49 pm
by Adam54
Is she moving into the Dalty Cave? Are you moving to her place? Have you found neutral ground?

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 3:28 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
If she makes you sell your dolls, be sure to make her sell her dolls.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 4:25 pm
by Space Tycoon
Dalty wrote:
All day booze fuelled Netflix sessions - what will become of them?
Netflix and Chill, dog.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 4:32 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:If she makes you sell your dolls, be sure to make her sell her dolls.
It's petty, sure, but those are your fuckin' dolls, man. Make sure she knows the immensity of the sacrifice.

It doesn't have to be dolls. It just has to be something she loves. Fuckin' make you sell your dolls, man. Shit.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 4:39 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:If she makes you sell your dolls, be sure to make her sell her dolls.
It's petty, sure, but those are your fuckin' dolls, man. Make sure she knows the immensity of the sacrifice.

It doesn't have to be dolls. It just has to be something she loves. Fuckin' make you sell your dolls, man. Shit.
I mean, like, what'd you ever ask her to give up? It's always you who's gotta change somethin'.

Her big sacrifice is putting up with your sorry mug, huh? Oh, woo. Yuk, yuk, a-hyuk!

This is fuckin' bullshit, man! Fuckin' bullshit! MY FUCKIN' DOLLS, MAN!

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 16th, 2015, 4:44 pm
by Space Tycoon
Well, as long as they aren't RealDolls.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 17th, 2015, 6:58 am
by Dalty
She is moving into the Dalty-cave after relocating here from Saigon to see how things work out.

Dolls are in storage. By dolls I mean old clothes no longer worn to make space in closets. By storage I mean donated to a homeless shelter.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 17th, 2015, 11:58 am
by Mal Shot First
Dalty wrote:By storage I mean dead n***** storage.
Fix'd.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 17th, 2015, 12:41 pm
by Dalty
They're no good to me dead.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 1:44 pm
by Dalty
So today's the day! Another toothbrush has taken up residence in my en-suite bathroom.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 1:55 pm
by Jubbers
Dalty wrote: All day booze fuelled Netflix sessions - what will become of them?
Goiter's all-day Netflix sessions didn't end until Jubboiter started her reign.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 2:13 pm
by Dalty
Her powers are even stronger than we feared.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 4:18 pm
by Space Tycoon
Netflix is responsible for my back pain.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 5:59 pm
by Dalty
Yeah, but Narcos is so good it's worth it.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 6:42 pm
by Space Tycoon
We're gonna legalize Mary-Ju-Wanna here soon, apparently. So my back pain may be a thing of the past.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 6:45 pm
by Space Tycoon
My family doctor is kinda liberal. Hopefully very liberal.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: November 18th, 2015, 6:46 pm
by Space Tycoon
If you know what I mean.