Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 4:22 am

He should have paid her the proper respect. Stupid kid. He won't throw shade on his future ruler again!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 21st, 2016, 4:33 am

If anyone's going to throw shade, it's Jubboiter. Right into some kid's face.

I'm talking about literal shades, if it isn't obvious. Like the ones that come with lamps. And the ones that block light from coming through windows. And the ones you wear on your face when the future's so bright.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 7:41 am

She truly is the bringer of darkness.

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 21st, 2016, 1:50 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:If anyone's going to throw shade, it's Jubboiter. Right into some kid's face.

I'm talking about literal shades, if it isn't obvious. Like the ones that come with lamps. And the ones that block light from coming through windows. And the ones you wear on your face when the future's so bright.
I thought you meant the shadow cast by her powerful fist.

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 21st, 2016, 1:51 pm

Jubboiter gave the kid a five-finger discount. :lol:

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Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 2:00 pm

A knuckle sandwich.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 21st, 2016, 2:17 pm

She converted to pounds.

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Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 2:34 pm

I have discovered Vietnamese people seem to have a thing for Western TV prank shows, Candid Camera and the like. I noticed something about this first when I realised a lot of the Viets on my Vietnam airlines flights were chuckling away to themselves watching the same show on the in-flight entertainment.

Then I noticed there were a lot shown on Viet TV.

Now New Mrs Dalty has decided she doesn't like The Running Man and is watching clips from said shows on her iPad in hysterics. Bless!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 21st, 2016, 3:01 pm

Doesn't. Like. The Running Man?!

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Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 3:08 pm

I know. Another Ex-Mrs Dalty I fear!

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 21st, 2016, 3:14 pm

It's basically The Hunger Games, but instead of J-Law you get Ahnuld.

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Post by Dalty » January 21st, 2016, 3:43 pm

Exactly! What's not to like?

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Space Tycoon » January 22nd, 2016, 1:48 pm

Get her watching Just For Laughs Gags, a prank show from Montreal. Funny stuff.

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Post by Dalty » January 22nd, 2016, 3:05 pm

That's the goddamn show!!!! That exact show! On the Viet TV, on the plane, on her iPad! Same same!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 22nd, 2016, 6:01 pm

Laughing and gagging at the same time? Seems painful.

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Post by Dalty » January 23rd, 2016, 3:15 am

Sounds roughly like my sex life.

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2016, 12:36 pm

Singapore Noodles. Yum!

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Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2016, 2:51 am

She's trying to change me. 35 days off the cigarettes, alcohol consumption halved. Waistline reduced by nearly two inches.

I could get used to this!

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Post by Dalty » February 12th, 2016, 1:10 pm

Oh shit - she's watching "Mamma Mia"

I really need a cigarette.

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Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 1:35 pm

Lovely Vietnamese Mrs Dalty is going on vacation back to VN while I go on a stag weekend with my mates to Poland.

She has bought pretty much the entire contents of every retail outlet in South East England for gifts for her family and friends. I warned her she would never be able to take it all on the plane.

She is now trying to pack in my office at home.

The Vietnamese swear words coming from my office are hysterical.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 4:41 pm

Jesus - never have I seen somebody in such denial that the words "Excess Baggage" are looming large in their future.

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Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 4:42 pm

It's 30kg hold and 10kg hand luggage! How much does one woman need!!???!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 5:01 pm

Yeah - pretty much.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 25th, 2016, 5:04 pm

Those don't seem that heavy to me. Maybe it's because I always pack a bunch of books whenever I fly.

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