Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 5:07 pm

I think she imagines it will be like Asia where a queue of people round the block all with 3 cases is just waved through.

She doesn't realise it will be $20 per 5kg extra and airline saying "Fuck Off" if the flight is full.

I have offered to pay the pre-booked additional baggage charge but, you know, Vietnamese!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 25th, 2016, 5:07 pm

You'll pay one way or another.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 5:08 pm

I already am. Apparently being right from day 1 is also a crime.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 25th, 2016, 5:20 pm

You're not a socialist, after all.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 25th, 2016, 5:22 pm

Is she? Her country is. Well, it claims to be.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 25th, 2016, 5:24 pm

You're right. She's left.

Well, she hasn't left yet.

Right?

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » February 25th, 2016, 5:29 pm

She genuinely has trouble computing things like us getting to choose leadership. It's seriously eye-opening when you get to understand that culture and makes you want to punch shouty "Down With The West" types who rant and rave from their safe democratic sofas in their stupid protesty faces.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » April 5th, 2016, 11:44 am

Introduced Game Of Thrones to her indoors. She is getting caught up on the boxsets.

Questions, so.......many.........questions!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » April 5th, 2016, 12:07 pm

All from somebody whose first language is not English. So very tired.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Master Skywalker » April 5th, 2016, 12:22 pm

You're doing well, my friend. Keep it up.

(Waiting for Thursty to take advantage of that opening)
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » April 5th, 2016, 1:09 pm

She also wants to watch TFA with me on BluRay at the earliest convenience, despite coming with me to see it at the theatre. I think she is a keeper.

She got into it after watching the originals with Viet subtitles on her iPad, on my persuasion.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 5th, 2016, 3:09 pm

Master Skywalker wrote:Waiting for Thursty to take advantage of that opening.
But what about that opening?!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » April 5th, 2016, 3:28 pm

Not that one!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 5th, 2016, 6:58 pm

Oh, I see. You like it kinky.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » April 5th, 2016, 8:06 pm

Dalty wrote:Introduced Game Of Thrones to her indoors.
That's really the only way to do it. The acoustics outdoors just don't cut it.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 5th, 2016, 8:28 pm

I read that whole sentence as sexual euphemism.

Here's the real question:

How many of her seven indoors (I'm assuming it's seven, anyway) did he introduce this "Game of Thrones" to?

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » April 6th, 2016, 11:13 am

I have no idea what that means.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » April 6th, 2016, 12:07 pm

Bad news for the soon-to-be Ex-Mrs. Dalty.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » April 6th, 2016, 12:25 pm

No happy ending for Mrs. Dalty.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » April 6th, 2016, 12:30 pm

Not even for five dollah.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » August 3rd, 2016, 12:37 pm

Mrs Dalty loved First Blood so now we are on Rambo II. Vietnamese bad guys. She doesn't care. She says they are from the North of Vietnam so they are bastards.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » August 3rd, 2016, 1:01 pm

She also says the Vietnamese people in this movie are speaking bad Vietnamese.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 3rd, 2016, 1:42 pm

You mean, like, they're saying a lot of naughty Vietnamese words?

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » August 3rd, 2016, 2:01 pm

Speaking Viet like if we were in a Japanese movie and having to act and speak Japanese. It would sound roughly and phonetically suspect.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 3rd, 2016, 2:16 pm

So it's like watching Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins? Or is it more like watching Schwarzenegger try to sound like a native New Yorker in End of Days?

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