Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » August 3rd, 2016, 2:30 pm

Both, with bells on!

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Post by Dalty » August 3rd, 2016, 2:30 pm

She was also disappointed to discover it was all filmed in Mexico.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 3rd, 2016, 3:05 pm

So was Mexico.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Mal Shot First » August 3rd, 2016, 4:57 pm

Raiders of the Lost Ark features some atrocious German-speakers.

Whenever Cancer Man on the X-Files was made to speak German, it made me hurt deep down in my soul.

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Post by Dalty » August 4th, 2016, 5:22 am

As the ultimate expression of 80s Americanism and Hollywood excessiveness it still stands up.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Space Tycoon » August 4th, 2016, 6:47 am

Close Encounters? Has she seen that yet?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 4th, 2016, 7:54 am

I hope Dalty's not totally running the cinema show. I hope he's letting his baby's mama introduce him to at least one new pic for every three he shows her.

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Post by Dalty » August 4th, 2016, 2:16 pm

She tried, but they all talk funny with funny plinky-plonky music in all her choices. So Rambo it is!!

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Post by Dalty » October 27th, 2016, 3:21 pm

"What are those animals called, hang upside down, come out at night, look like Batman?"

Ummmmmmmmmm.....

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » October 27th, 2016, 4:16 pm

Opossums?

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Post by Dalty » October 27th, 2016, 5:01 pm

Sloths?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » October 27th, 2016, 5:56 pm

"Baby... RUTH!"

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Post by Dalty » October 28th, 2016, 2:51 am

Just tried explaining The Mighty Boosh to her. Failed.

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Post by Dalty » March 7th, 2017, 2:03 pm

The daft racist appears to think all white people look the same! Thought Supergirl was Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory. And that's just one of about 10 this month.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 7th, 2017, 5:35 pm

The real injustice, here, is that you appear to be allowing her access to The Big Bang Theory.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » March 8th, 2017, 2:04 pm

Access is not mine to grant or otherwise.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 8th, 2017, 2:11 pm

That's not what it sounds like when you talk about all the stuff you force her to watch and all the stuff you won't let her show you in return.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » March 8th, 2017, 2:45 pm

I don't force her to watch anything...... I decline adventures in Vietnamese cinema regularly though, that is true!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 8th, 2017, 4:55 pm

Does she *know* she's not being forced to watch these things?

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Post by Dalty » March 9th, 2017, 12:12 pm

She does. Luckily she loves action/adventure movies and told me to stop being mean to Adam and accept Fast / Furious movies into my life.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 9th, 2017, 2:21 pm

I don't look forward to Adam finding out about this--if he hasn't already, I mean.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » March 10th, 2017, 9:41 am

I have already told him.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 10th, 2017, 8:31 pm

NOOOOOOOO!!!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Dalty » March 11th, 2017, 11:45 am

He won't remember.... he's off gallivanting with THAT girl who stole him away from us.

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Post by Adam54 » March 14th, 2017, 7:11 am

Dalty wrote:
March 9th, 2017, 12:12 pm
She does. Luckily she loves action/adventure movies and told me to stop being mean to Adam and accept Fast / Furious movies into my life.
Of all the Future Ex Mrs. Daltys in this world, she's my absolute favorite.

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