Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
I think she imagines it will be like Asia where a queue of people round the block all with 3 cases is just waved through.
She doesn't realise it will be $20 per 5kg extra and airline saying "Fuck Off" if the flight is full.
I have offered to pay the pre-booked additional baggage charge but, you know, Vietnamese!
She doesn't realise it will be $20 per 5kg extra and airline saying "Fuck Off" if the flight is full.
I have offered to pay the pre-booked additional baggage charge but, you know, Vietnamese!
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
You'll pay one way or another.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
I already am. Apparently being right from day 1 is also a crime.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
You're not a socialist, after all.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Is she? Her country is. Well, it claims to be.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
You're right. She's left.
Well, she hasn't left yet.
Right?
Well, she hasn't left yet.
Right?
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
She genuinely has trouble computing things like us getting to choose leadership. It's seriously eye-opening when you get to understand that culture and makes you want to punch shouty "Down With The West" types who rant and rave from their safe democratic sofas in their stupid protesty faces.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
Introduced Game Of Thrones to her indoors. She is getting caught up on the boxsets.
Questions, so.......many.........questions!
Questions, so.......many.........questions!
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All from somebody whose first language is not English. So very tired.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
You're doing well, my friend. Keep it up.
(Waiting for Thursty to take advantage of that opening)
(Waiting for Thursty to take advantage of that opening)
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
She also wants to watch TFA with me on BluRay at the earliest convenience, despite coming with me to see it at the theatre. I think she is a keeper.
She got into it after watching the originals with Viet subtitles on her iPad, on my persuasion.
She got into it after watching the originals with Viet subtitles on her iPad, on my persuasion.
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But what about that opening?!Master Skywalker wrote:Waiting for Thursty to take advantage of that opening.
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Not that one!
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Oh, I see. You like it kinky.
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That's really the only way to do it. The acoustics outdoors just don't cut it.Dalty wrote:Introduced Game Of Thrones to her indoors.
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I read that whole sentence as sexual euphemism.
Here's the real question:
How many of her seven indoors (I'm assuming it's seven, anyway) did he introduce this "Game of Thrones" to?
Here's the real question:
How many of her seven indoors (I'm assuming it's seven, anyway) did he introduce this "Game of Thrones" to?
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
I have no idea what that means.
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Bad news for the soon-to-be Ex-Mrs. Dalty.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
No happy ending for Mrs. Dalty.
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Not even for five dollah.
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Mrs Dalty loved First Blood so now we are on Rambo II. Vietnamese bad guys. She doesn't care. She says they are from the North of Vietnam so they are bastards.
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She also says the Vietnamese people in this movie are speaking bad Vietnamese.
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You mean, like, they're saying a lot of naughty Vietnamese words?
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Speaking Viet like if we were in a Japanese movie and having to act and speak Japanese. It would sound roughly and phonetically suspect.
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
So it's like watching Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins? Or is it more like watching Schwarzenegger try to sound like a native New Yorker in End of Days?