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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: December 20th, 2015, 3:25 pm
by Dalty
That shows they are bad.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: December 20th, 2015, 5:54 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Space Tycoon wrote:I mean, I don't smoke, but I see people doing that in movies all the time.
Both your user pics have been of smokers.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: December 20th, 2015, 5:59 pm
by Space Tycoon
You raise an interesting point.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: December 21st, 2015, 12:27 pm
by Dalty
Smoking is cool.

The terrible diseases are not.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: December 21st, 2015, 2:07 pm
by Adam54
Hey. Give a little, get a little.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: December 21st, 2015, 3:31 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I was a kid, once. I thought monsters were cool. And maybe, well... well... gosh. Maybe I'm just a big kid, because... Sean, Patrick... I think science is cool. I dig it, man!

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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 18th, 2016, 1:50 pm
by Dalty
She's only gone and thrown away all my socks with holes in them!!! Who the hell does she think she is???

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 18th, 2016, 3:04 pm
by Space Tycoon
Over half my socks have holes in them. And a few of my underpants...

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 19th, 2016, 12:35 pm
by Dalty
She trying to change me.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 19th, 2016, 2:53 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I change Jubboiter every day.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 19th, 2016, 3:59 pm
by Dalty
Into what?

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 19th, 2016, 4:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
A fresh diaper.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 12:15 pm
by Dalty
Wouldn't Jubbers prefer a little girl?

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 2:18 pm
by Dalty
Oh God - a smoothie maker!

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 3:41 pm
by Dalty
And now she is Googling local farmers markets. Lord help me!

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 4:06 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Dalty wrote:Lord help me!
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Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 4:18 pm
by Dalty
She needs to cheer up.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 5:11 pm
by Mal Shot First
She's not sulky, she's just kind of over getting told to throw her hands up in the air.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 6:22 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
She could just stop clubbing and listening to so much hip-hop.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 6:29 pm
by Mal Shot First
So there.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 6:32 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I originally labored over a post that would have ended with "sew there," but I wasn't hitting the funny ("You mean, FOR A CHANGE?"), so I abandoned it.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 9:14 pm
by Jubbers
Dalty wrote:Wouldn't Jubbers prefer a little girl?
I don't know. The fresh diaper is pretty tempting.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 20th, 2016, 10:26 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You know the best thing about a fresh diaper? It's not the Future Enslaver of Mankind.

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 21st, 2016, 4:10 am
by Dalty
Bring her a fresh diaper as tribute and stop your yapping!

Re: Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss

Posted: January 21st, 2016, 4:18 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Did we already tell you about how she punched a kid in the face with a toy on Monday and made the kid's gums bleed?