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Jamaicans think that Americans are lazy.
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Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.
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You know how you can tell? From the bark, you dummies! From the bark!
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North Korea has invented hangover free booze.

The last one may not be strictly true but the North Koreans are saying it.
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Is this thread meant to compete with the Snapple Facts thread?
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I figured it was meant to draw Quasar out of retirement.
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I have to try, dammit!

In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an "Honorary Harlem Globetrotter."!
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Bats always turn left when they exit a cave.
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Image

Confirmation?
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You betcha!
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The name Jessica was invented by Shakespeare.
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But who invented Jyssaka?
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You're only giving Dalty an opportunity to be racist.
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Indonesians?
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:You're only giving Dalty an opportunity to be racist.
Are you saying he would suggest that only non-whites would name their daughter Jyssaka? Kind of funny, since the only girl I know who has that name is white.
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I am saying he might suggest this. I looked the name up before I made the post to see if it was a real name or a George R. R. Martin creation. I found the name attached to a white person--or, rather, to a person who appeared to me to be someone most would consider white. I don't know her heritage. I don't even know if she's a she--genetically or otherwise. It's possible it's the same white person you know, since the person appears to live in St. Louis. She also appears to be a friend of a mutual friend or two of ours.

Of course, my belief that he might suggest this depends on whether or not the alternative spelling stereotype is a transatlantic stereotype. Is it, Dalty?
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Oooooh - I was supposed to think it went with LaQueesha and DaNeeka? I get it now.
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Cats are terrified of cucumbers.

Seriously.
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Dalty wrote:Oooooh - I was supposed to think it went with LaQueesha and DaNeeka? I get it now.
And theeeere it is.

Of course, I practically had to drag it out of him, so it barely counts.
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Why deny you your fun?
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I bet there's a sock puppet account out there with an answer to that question.
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Not that he'll come when we call. He's not a tame lion.
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Animal cruelty is no laughing matter.
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Depends what you class as cruelty.
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I don't have much to class. I'm fresh out of it.
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