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-Wait..... is that even Jordanna Brewster??
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Considering that entire movie was over the top, bombastic silliness of the highest order, the final scenes with Paul Walker were surprisingly well done and poignant.
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Which is all to say you deeply regret waiting this long to watch it?
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It was perfectly acceptable. Dumb as a jug of Sarah Palin, but entertaining.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I have a feeling Dalty is going to watch this movie, shrug his shoulders, and say, "Yeah. Decent action movie. Fun. Goofy."
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Again, you are like some kind of freakin' SAGE!
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Adam54 wrote:Which is all to say you deeply regret waiting this long to watch it?

I'm taking all of the above as an answer of "Yes. Yes I do, Adam. A thousand times, yes. I won't let this happen again with Fast 8."
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Before we get to that, there was the small matter of video footage of The Dance Of A Thousand Goiters.
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Hey, you've got my email address. Send it over anytime you'd like.
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No dice Skoglund - you knew the terms of the deal.
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He's altering the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it further.
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I am beginning to think this dance lives in the same place as Hicks' Jaws:The Revenge review.
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Dalty wrote:No dice Skoglund - you knew the terms of the deal.
You dragged your feet so long that I sincerely don't remember making that deal. I'm gonna need to see a quote.
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You do a lot of driving in icey conditions.
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True. It comes with being Minnesotan.
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Easy to have an accident.

Skiddy-Skiddy. Crashy-Crashy.
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I've been in more than one ditch and/or fender-bender in my life, that's for sure!
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Adam54 wrote:You watch Furious 7, I'll send video of me doing the Dance of a Thousand Goiters.

I give you the most solmen, sincere vow a Skoglund can give.
This quote can be located here.
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Adam wouldn't dare back out! He gave his most solmen, sincere vow!
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You overestimate the solemness with which a Skoglund can vow.
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Adam54 wrote:You overestimate the solmeness with which a Skoglund can vow.
Fix'd.
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One of these days, Goiter...one of these days. Bang! Zoom!
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And yet in the politics thread he says we should believe in him!
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No, no. I want you to believe in Adam Skoglund. Goiter has informed me in the past that Adam54 and Adam Skoglund are entirely different people.

(Dress rehearsals for the dance have begun)
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No they haven't, you Trumpian!
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