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You no longer have to worry about boosting your post count, Dalty. You're way ahead of me.
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I have a feeling Dalty is going to watch this movie, shrug his shoulders, and say, "Yeah. Decent action movie. Fun. Goofy."

And Adam's gonna be all like, "FUN?! GOOFY?! That's the point! Don't you GET IT?! It's GREAT because it's fun and goofy! The Rock! The Boss! Full House! The Rock! THE ROCK!!! What's WRONG with you? Smell... cooking... greatest... "

And then Adam will have a heart attack and fall over dead.
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This is for Skoglund!
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Thoughts so far:

-The Stath-Ham's intro in the hospital is brilliantly done.
-The timeline wrangling at the start is fun and done well.
-Anything that takes The Rock out of anything is bad - the guy needs to be in every franchise ever!
-It's so cliche that it almost goes through cliche and out the other side.
-Can't say I was particularly moved or affected by Paul Walker's death. But seeing him here knowing he was making this while he died and that this is the 7th movie is strangely emotional.
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-Tokyo Drift call back - yay!
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-For a movie that keeps showing lots of clutch and stick action, they don't seem to know how aforementioned clutch and stick actually work.
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-Paul Walker/emotional barometer check. I keep sitting here, totally enjoying the movie, but after a few seconds of seeing Walker on screen in any scene he is in I then remember that he could have been days or weeks from dying when he filmed it and it makes me sad.
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-I would like to say the parachute sequence is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. But I have seen Roger Moore 007 movies.
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-The Caucus mountains looks a lot like Northern America!
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-Nope - it just went way past Sir Roger of Moore.
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This is the happiest day of my life. ☺️
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(Non-Springsteen)
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-That's not Abu Dhabi. At least 3 of those shots were Dubai.
-Camels! I genuinely hope that somewhere there is a 'foreign' film that introduces America with a tracking shot of a massively fat guy with a gun driving a pick-up while failing to find Brazil on a map.
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-Ahhhhh, Bling-Bling Arab. Cliche a-mungous!
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Ronda Rousey!!!
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-Not yet!
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-Why am I still doing these bullet point dash things? It seemed like a good idea at the time!!
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-For all my snark, don't imagine for a second I am not entertained and enjoying this movie.
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It's completely impossible not to. Carry on.
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