The Breakfast Cereal Roundup

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omicron wrote:I like the brown-sugar-cinnamon poptarts cold. Don't think I've really tried any other one.
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Adam54 wrote:Well that's exactly what I was thinking! The coffee is bad enough for your teeth, but all that sugar besides? A recipe for disaster which I'm glad you've avoided so far.

Full disclosure: I do add half and half to my black coffee. I'm still not to the point of being able to just drink it black.

Oh and the makers of flavored coffees are the first to be deported after I take over the country. I'm fine with having the option to add in flavor via creamers to coffee, but it should NOT be built into the coffee bean itself. That's just wrong.
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Mm, blueberry pop tarts. (Although I always got the store brand.)

And I find coffee disgusting no matter what you put in it, so I stick to tea. Milk and sugar, as God intended.
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Current Mrs Dalty thinks putting cow juice in tea is hilarious. If we were married it would be grounds for divorce.
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Tea's leaves. Coffee's the one with grounds.
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You are like a comedic savant.
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I just make the obvious jokes so others don't have to.
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The kind of jokes we deserve??
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I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds For Divorce.
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I'm sure many people could tell a cock tale called Grounds for Divorce.
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I gave Dalty a visual tour of a Wal-Mart's cereal and cookie aisles yesterday. I'm fairly certain he's ready to move to America.
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I certainly am!!!!!!!
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Just wait for your live tour of the Minnesota State Fair this summer!
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Adam54 wrote:I'm sure many people could tell a cock tale called Grounds for Divorce.
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Adam54 wrote:Just wait for your live tour of the Minnesota State Fair this summer!
Can I eat food on a stick?
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They offer very little else but!
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Out of cruelty.
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Maegor the Cruel wrote:Out of cruelty.
No. Out of muesli.
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Muesli is cruelty.
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To the best of my knowledge, there is no muesli on a stick at the Minnesota State Fair.
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Another reason to like the place.
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Deep-fried Muesli,would be really something, though! I bet they'd serve it with syrup.
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Figure out a way to do it and get in there, negs! People make millions selling food at the Fair.

Here's a list, for anybody curious. http://www.mnstatefair.org/find/food/
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Space Tycoon wrote:I've been working on a cocktail called Grounds For Divorce.
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