Anyone wanna buy a used Dalty-Cave?

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Anyone wanna buy a used Dalty-Cave?

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One careful owner, very clean, housetrained......

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for ... miumA=true
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Sorry. I'm only willing to spend £189,992.
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I'm only willing to pay in multiples of eleven. £190,003 just seems a little steep.
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And it so wanted to be yours.....
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I can't make heads or tails of these odd measurements. Meters? Centimeters?? My American brain can't wrap itself around such insanity!

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Yes, it would be far simpler if there were 3 & 3/4 cups per imperial yard, unless the moon is full and then it's seven and one fifth flaggen per hand.
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OPEN DAY SATURDAY 16TH APRIL 2016
DON'T PASS .... BUY !!!!!
You got an English cousin who sells real estate and is much less talented with the puns, Goiter?
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English cousin? Perhaps. Much less talented with the puns? Almost certainly.
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I should pay Goiter to sell my apartment.
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Features:
THERE'S A ROOF TERRACE

Why no exclamation point? You need to do better with your marketing.
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Nice place. I'm thinking of moving later this year.
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And I should pay Negs to proof read.

Then Spacey can buy it!

It's a Huffy Flounce production.
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The Dalty cave is sold.

The Dalty Mansion offer has been accepted.
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