Transatlantic Care Packages
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Transatlantic Care Packages
First the Cheddar Bay Biscuit pipeline to the East is established by Jubbers, Goiter and Jubboiter. Then this little beauty arrives from somewhere in Norway I think.....
Nom, nom, nom, nom.....
Nom, nom, nom, nom.....
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Did it also come with the Dance of a Thousand Goiters, or is it safe to assume Adam didn't deliver on that front?
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Why..... now you come to mention it...... it was distinctly lacking on the dance front. And the Goiter front!
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It made it already!! Good lord that's fast shipping! Enjoy the diabetes, pal!
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And I can't dance in a box once, let alone a thousand times. I'm still pissed I forgot to include that signed 8x10 glossy of Adam Skoglund though. Next time.
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Awwwww Adam! You try and give me heart disease in the sweetest, most thoughtful way!
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Literally the sweetest.
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Like a thing!
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Lucky Charms Bars. Like crack, only slightly more moreish!
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Re: Transatlantic Care Packages
What does Not-Quite-Mrs.Dalty think of the weird American food?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Let's not be racists.Dalty wrote:Lucky Charms Bars. Like crack, only slightly more moreish!
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I can't help it! It just happens!!!
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I quote - "Now I know why everyone in the West is so fat!" ......... as she tucks into a Lucky Charms bar after grabbing herself a double cheeseburger from McDs on the way home!omicron wrote:What does Not-Quite-Mrs.Dalty think of the weird American food?
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I'd like it noted that anything you have there which says General Mills on the box (including the Lucky Charms bars!) is produced by a Minnesota based company which we are all very proud to claim as our own!
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I need to see if they offer tours, actually. I feel like touring the cereal factory would be fascinating.
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I bet it would be a surreal tour.
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I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I bet it would be a surreal tour.
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I still remember being captivated as a young boy by the Mr. Roger's episode where he toured the crayon factory.Dalty wrote:I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
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I will happily sit and watch "How It's Made" on Discovery.
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Adam54 wrote:I still remember being captivated as a young boy by the Mr. Roger's episode where he toured the crayon factory.Dalty wrote:I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
God bless YouTube.
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Yes! Awesome!!
Before I was old enough to spell 'career' and understand money I wanted nothing more than to work in a factory like that.
Before I was old enough to spell 'career' and understand money I wanted nothing more than to work in a factory like that.
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I love that show.Dalty wrote:I will happily sit and watch "How It's Made" on Discovery.
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I lament the redneck twatfuckery that is most science channels these days. I wish they would go back to making informative documentaries again.
Sometimes you can go weeks without seeing a shark, a nazi or a jet fighter on these channels now.
Sometimes you can go weeks without seeing a shark, a nazi or a jet fighter on these channels now.