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First the Cheddar Bay Biscuit pipeline to the East is established by Jubbers, Goiter and Jubboiter. Then this little beauty arrives from somewhere in Norway I think.....

Nom, nom, nom, nom.....
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Did it also come with the Dance of a Thousand Goiters, or is it safe to assume Adam didn't deliver on that front?
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Why..... now you come to mention it...... it was distinctly lacking on the dance front. And the Goiter front!
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It made it already!! Good lord that's fast shipping! Enjoy the diabetes, pal!
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And I can't dance in a box once, let alone a thousand times. I'm still pissed I forgot to include that signed 8x10 glossy of Adam Skoglund though. Next time.
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Awwwww Adam! You try and give me heart disease in the sweetest, most thoughtful way!
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Literally the sweetest.
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Like a thing!
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Lucky Charms Bars. Like crack, only slightly more moreish!
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What does Not-Quite-Mrs.Dalty think of the weird American food?
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Dalty wrote:Lucky Charms Bars. Like crack, only slightly more moreish!
Let's not be racists.
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I can't help it! It just happens!!!
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omicron wrote:What does Not-Quite-Mrs.Dalty think of the weird American food?
I quote - "Now I know why everyone in the West is so fat!" ......... as she tucks into a Lucky Charms bar after grabbing herself a double cheeseburger from McDs on the way home!
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I'd like it noted that anything you have there which says General Mills on the box (including the Lucky Charms bars!) is produced by a Minnesota based company which we are all very proud to claim as our own!
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Noted!
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I need to see if they offer tours, actually. I feel like touring the cereal factory would be fascinating.
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I bet it would be a surreal tour.
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I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I bet it would be a surreal tour.
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Dalty wrote:I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
I still remember being captivated as a young boy by the Mr. Roger's episode where he toured the crayon factory.
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I will happily sit and watch "How It's Made" on Discovery.
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Adam54 wrote:
Dalty wrote:I do find those conveyer belt / manufacturing films strangely mesmerising.
I still remember being captivated as a young boy by the Mr. Roger's episode where he toured the crayon factory.

God bless YouTube.

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Yes! Awesome!!

Before I was old enough to spell 'career' and understand money I wanted nothing more than to work in a factory like that.
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Dalty wrote:I will happily sit and watch "How It's Made" on Discovery.
I love that show.
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I lament the redneck twatfuckery that is most science channels these days. I wish they would go back to making informative documentaries again.

Sometimes you can go weeks without seeing a shark, a nazi or a jet fighter on these channels now.
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