I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by Mal Shot First » November 8th, 2017, 9:20 am

Dalty wrote:
November 6th, 2017, 3:08 am
It does mean his mother and him will be able to talk about me right in front of me!
To be fair, they could probably do that in English, too.

What kind of stuff is the little guy saying? My son has been babbling for a few months now, but he's not forming real words yet. Mama seems to be the only consistent one, and then he has an assortment of other sounds he makes, but we can't tell whether they have an actual meaning to him (i.e., whether there is an association in his mind between the sound he makes and a certain object or concept).

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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 8th, 2017, 1:54 pm

Had I but world enough, and time, I'd map out the specifics of the pidgin Jubbers and I have developed to be able to communicate with Jubboiter.

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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by omicron » November 8th, 2017, 9:39 pm

It's amazing to me how kids develop language and how adults learn to understand them. When my buddy's daughter was young (hell, she's a freshman in college now, fuck I am old), I used to hang out at their house and I learned to understand what she was saying. Zoomzoom was her word for my motorcycle.

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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by Dalty » November 9th, 2017, 3:22 am

Mama, Dada, Gram (or an approximation of, when he sees my mum) and his favourite “Yeah!”

My favourite is when he is sitting at the dinner table in his high chair and all the adults are talking and he sits there burbling and babbling away, looking at people and trying to contribute and looking very pleased with himself about it. Bless him!

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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by neglet » November 10th, 2017, 9:40 pm

It’s funny, I thought my son wasn’t speaking real words on a regular basis until later in toddlerhood until I watched some videos years later and realized he was talking, I just couldn’t understand him.

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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by colmatrix » January 13th, 2018, 12:47 am

Congrats!

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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by colmatrix » January 13th, 2018, 12:47 am

Congrats!

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