I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

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I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!

Post by Mal Shot First » June 23rd, 2016, 6:47 pm

And my kid's gonna be the pottymouth who teaches all the other kids to swear.

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Post by neglet » June 23rd, 2016, 6:49 pm

If you're going to be a father, technically aren't *you* the motherfucker?

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Post by Mal Shot First » June 23rd, 2016, 6:51 pm

We're all motherfuckers in Freud's eyes.

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Post by Dalty » June 23rd, 2016, 6:58 pm

Legend!!!!!! Massive congrats to you and Vesper!

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Post by Space Tycoon » June 23rd, 2016, 7:05 pm

Mal Shot First wrote:And my kid's gonna be the pottymouth who teaches all the other kids to swear.
In English or a South Slavic language?

That's awesome! Congratulations to you and yours.

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Post by omicron » June 23rd, 2016, 7:41 pm

congrats

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Post by Mango » June 23rd, 2016, 8:10 pm

Congratulations!

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 23rd, 2016, 8:36 pm

Congrats, Mal! Something tells me you will be the one changing most of the diapers.

Any word yet on where Junior Panic falls on Brexit?

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Post by Mal Shot First » June 23rd, 2016, 8:54 pm

We won't know until November. There's a chance he'll be a Thanksgiving baby.

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Post by Adam54 » June 23rd, 2016, 8:57 pm

Congrats, Mal!! And Mrs. Mal!

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Post by Dalty » August 26th, 2016, 1:28 pm

How is the impending fatherhood going Mal?

We are all growing bump and kicking here now. Lower back pain. Increased tiredness. Oh, and increasing terror in Daddy as he realises the enormity of the situation!

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Post by Mal Shot First » August 28th, 2016, 4:12 pm

Vespa is about 27 weeks along now, so we're entering the final trimester. It's getting real. This week, I cleaned out the room that used to be my office/man cave and have started repainting it. I put the primer on today. We also got a crib that I'll need to put together once the room is ready.

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Post by Dalty » August 29th, 2016, 1:21 am

20 weeks approaching for me. First kicks happening.

I am moving (hopefully) in a few weeks so putting off shopping trips until then. All the gear still to get.

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Post by Master Skywalker » August 30th, 2016, 8:33 am

Congrats, Mal! And Dalty. :)

Soon you shall partake in discussion you never imagined you'd participate in, like the color and consistency of newborn poop. :D
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Post by Dalty » September 2nd, 2016, 10:21 am

:D 20 week scan today. Ladies and gentlemen......... we are expecting a little boy!!!!

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Post by Adam54 » September 2nd, 2016, 10:37 am

Huzzah!! Named Adam, yes?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 2nd, 2016, 12:37 pm

It'll be Bruce.

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Post by Dalty » September 2nd, 2016, 12:44 pm

Kanye.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 2nd, 2016, 1:51 pm

It'll be Bruce, and Moneybags will make sure the damned thing doesn't work.

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Post by Dalty » September 2nd, 2016, 3:08 pm

It'll be Kanye! He is the voice of a goddamn generation! He is a lyrical master! He rhymed the word 'God' with the word 'God' and then 'God' again!!! He's a genius!!

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Post by Mal Shot First » September 3rd, 2016, 9:07 am

Please name him Bruce Wayne Moneybags!!

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Post by Dalty » September 3rd, 2016, 9:34 am

Kanye God Kardashian West By South West.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 3rd, 2016, 4:22 pm

Mal Shot First wrote:Please name him Bruce Wayne Moneybags!!
Maybe "Bruce Wanye" would work as a compromise.

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Post by Dalty » September 3rd, 2016, 5:02 pm

Would he like fish sticks?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 3rd, 2016, 5:16 pm

He might have a special spray for them.

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