Huffy Flounce

And my kid's gonna be the pottymouth who teaches all the other kids to swear.

If you're going to be a father, technically aren't *you* the motherfucker?

We're all motherfuckers in Freud's eyes.

Legend!!!!!! Massive congrats to you and Vesper!

Jubboiters ranks grow ever stronger.

Mal Shot First wrote:And my kid's gonna be the pottymouth who teaches all the other kids to swear.

In English or a South Slavic language?

That's awesome! Congratulations to you and yours.

congrats

Congratulations!

Congrats, Mal! Something tells me you will be the one changing most of the diapers.

Any word yet on where Junior Panic falls on Brexit?

We won't know until November. There's a chance he'll be a Thanksgiving baby.

Congrats, Mal!! And Mrs. Mal!

How is the impending fatherhood going Mal?

We are all growing bump and kicking here now. Lower back pain. Increased tiredness. Oh, and increasing terror in Daddy as he realises the enormity of the situation!

Vespa is about 27 weeks along now, so we're entering the final trimester. It's getting real. This week, I cleaned out the room that used to be my office/man cave and have started repainting it. I put the primer on today. We also got a crib that I'll need to put together once the room is ready.

20 weeks approaching for me. First kicks happening.

I am moving (hopefully) in a few weeks so putting off shopping trips until then. All the gear still to get.

Congrats, Mal! And Dalty.

Soon you shall partake in discussion you never imagined you'd participate in, like the color and consistency of newborn poop.

20 week scan today. Ladies and gentlemen......... we are expecting a little boy!!!!

Huzzah!! Named Adam, yes?

It'll be Bruce.

Kanye.

It'll be Bruce, and Moneybags will make sure the damned thing doesn't work.

It'll be Kanye! He is the voice of a goddamn generation! He is a lyrical master! He rhymed the word 'God' with the word 'God' and then 'God' again!!! He's a genius!!

Please name him Bruce Wayne Moneybags!!

Kanye God Kardashian West By South West.

Mal Shot First wrote:Please name him Bruce Wayne Moneybags!!

Maybe "Bruce Wanye" would work as a compromise.

Would he like fish sticks?

He might have a special spray for them.