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It's not that impressive when all five of your movie's reviews are negative. It is impressive, however, when you net over 100 reviews and fail to get a single positive one. Kudos, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
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And it's a video game adaption isn't it??
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That sounds right.
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Why do they keep trying?
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I know the answer, it was just an exclamation!
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Apparently, the Eck's vs. Sever game for Gameboy Advance did precede the movie, but it was based on an early version of the movie script.
According to Wikipedia, "it is the first video game developed and released before the film it is based on had begun production."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecks_vs._Sever

The game was received far better than the movie.
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"Rad” a stinker? I don't think so.

"American Anthem" had the best Duran Duran song until ”View to a Kill”. Andy Taylor is Duran Duran btw.

"American Ninja" made me the man I am today.

Didn't see "Joe Dirt 2" but I'll go out on a limb and assume that it does indeed belong on the list.
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American Ninja is to Ninja what American Guns is to fruit.
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American Ninja, along with Bloodsport and Red Sonja, was an integral part of my childhood.

That doesn't mean it's good.
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I did not like "American Ninja", mostly because of the laser ring.
"American Ninja 2" though was pretty cool. Coulda made a good GI Joe movie in the 80's.
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Laser ring??
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Dalty wrote:Laser ring??
Lasering!
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Well, I didn't remember that!!!
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