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Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: January 17th, 2014, 2:43 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: January 20th, 2014, 10:51 am
by Jedi Magnum
Alabama MAAAAAAAN!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 10th, 2014, 9:48 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 10th, 2014, 12:00 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Onion has picked some low-hanging fruit there.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 10th, 2014, 12:33 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Just like Alabama!

Said fruit also doesn't fall far from the tree.

Because of all the incest.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 10th, 2014, 12:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Not that they'd admit to the presence of any fruits.

Because of all the gay hating.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 10th, 2014, 12:43 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Especially if one of the fruits was watermelon.

Because of all the racism.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 11th, 2014, 7:09 am
by Dalty
I have always thought blackberries were kind of fruity.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 11th, 2014, 8:40 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
YOU SONOFABITCH!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: February 11th, 2014, 5:08 pm
by Dalty
Probably.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 1st, 2014, 11:53 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Hey, look! It's people from Alabama taking sports too seriously!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 16th, 2014, 4:08 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
This guy is a real piece of work.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 17th, 2014, 12:34 pm
by Dalty
Is there any other way to take sports?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 10:58 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Arab Police Arrest Naked Man "Living" in a Tree

Arab's about thirty-five miles from my hometown. Our football teams played one another. They were a 5A school and we were a 2A school (Arab is about five times more populous than Crossville), but we still won.

Winning at football is one of the five or six things that matter to the average Alabaman.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 11:15 am
by Adam54
I'm honestly a little surprised that we're 13 years after 9/11 and the town of Arab, Alabama has yet to change it's name.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 11:16 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
They pronounce it differently. Since no one in Alabama can spell, no one noticed.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 11:22 am
by Adam54
How is it pronounced? I figured there were only so many directions one could go with that word.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 11:32 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 11:35 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
People from Arab are very quick to tell you it was a misspelling, an that it was supposed to be "Arad." From Wikipedia:

"The name of the town was an unintentional misspelling by the U.S. Postal Service in 1882 of the city's intended name, taken from Arad Thompson, the son of the town founder and first postmaster Stephen Tuttle Thompson."

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 11:38 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You'll notice that the people there were nice, and that the video crew's fears were unfounded.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 1:19 pm
by Dalty
This thread makes me strangely want to visit Alabama.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 26th, 2014, 1:23 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I have a love/hate relationship with it, if you couldn't tell.

I could show you around. I know some places.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 27th, 2014, 8:13 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 27th, 2014, 9:35 am
by Quasar
Are the sororities dicks too?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: March 27th, 2014, 12:43 pm
by Dalty
Do you have to have a dick to be a dick?