Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Jedi Magnum » January 20th, 2014, 10:51 am

Alabama MAAAAAAAN!

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » February 10th, 2014, 12:00 pm

The Onion has picked some low-hanging fruit there.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 10th, 2014, 12:33 pm

Just like Alabama!

Said fruit also doesn't fall far from the tree.

Because of all the incest.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 10th, 2014, 12:42 pm

Not that they'd admit to the presence of any fruits.

Because of all the gay hating.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 10th, 2014, 12:43 pm

Especially if one of the fruits was watermelon.

Because of all the racism.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » February 11th, 2014, 7:09 am

I have always thought blackberries were kind of fruity.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 11th, 2014, 8:40 am

YOU SONOFABITCH!

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Post by Dalty » February 11th, 2014, 5:08 pm

Probably.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 1st, 2014, 11:53 am

Hey, look! It's people from Alabama taking sports too seriously!

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This guy is a real piece of work.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » March 17th, 2014, 12:34 pm

Is there any other way to take sports?

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 26th, 2014, 10:58 am

Arab Police Arrest Naked Man "Living" in a Tree

Arab's about thirty-five miles from my hometown. Our football teams played one another. They were a 5A school and we were a 2A school (Arab is about five times more populous than Crossville), but we still won.

Winning at football is one of the five or six things that matter to the average Alabaman.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Adam54 » March 26th, 2014, 11:15 am

I'm honestly a little surprised that we're 13 years after 9/11 and the town of Arab, Alabama has yet to change it's name.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 26th, 2014, 11:16 am

They pronounce it differently. Since no one in Alabama can spell, no one noticed.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Adam54 » March 26th, 2014, 11:22 am

How is it pronounced? I figured there were only so many directions one could go with that word.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 26th, 2014, 11:35 am

People from Arab are very quick to tell you it was a misspelling, an that it was supposed to be "Arad." From Wikipedia:

"The name of the town was an unintentional misspelling by the U.S. Postal Service in 1882 of the city's intended name, taken from Arad Thompson, the son of the town founder and first postmaster Stephen Tuttle Thompson."

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 26th, 2014, 11:38 am

You'll notice that the people there were nice, and that the video crew's fears were unfounded.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » March 26th, 2014, 1:19 pm

This thread makes me strangely want to visit Alabama.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 26th, 2014, 1:23 pm

I have a love/hate relationship with it, if you couldn't tell.

I could show you around. I know some places.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Quasar » March 27th, 2014, 9:35 am

Are the sororities dicks too?

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » March 27th, 2014, 12:43 pm

Do you have to have a dick to be a dick?

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