Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 12th, 2015, 2:56 pm

Mine involved the gun.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 12th, 2015, 3:04 pm

Mine did, too.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 12th, 2015, 3:04 pm

And I swear that I don't have a gun.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 12th, 2015, 3:14 pm

I just want Dalty to say it.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by neglet » August 12th, 2015, 7:16 pm

IT.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 12th, 2015, 7:27 pm

I've already tried turning it off and back on again.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 13th, 2015, 1:25 pm

It doesn't work.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 13th, 2015, 1:45 pm

It's lazy.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 13th, 2015, 2:09 pm

Maybe it's host is drunk?

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 13th, 2015, 2:21 pm

It's the blood that's drunk, not the host.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 13th, 2015, 2:35 pm

You can take the boy out of Eastern Europe.......

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 13th, 2015, 2:37 pm

...but you can't take the cannibalism out of Catholicism.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 13th, 2015, 2:42 pm

A little of the Ol' Lord's Supper.

Some think it's a game, but I can't think of many games like it. Can you? Maybe something involving tricks. Euchre? Whist?

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 13th, 2015, 2:45 pm

Scrabble?

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 13th, 2015, 3:00 pm

Go.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 14th, 2015, 2:29 pm

Triple word score? In Alabama? Honky be trippin' !!

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 14th, 2015, 3:11 pm

My EuchreWhist joke is a pretty bad one and a hell of stretch, but I'm also pretty proud of it.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Mal Shot First » August 14th, 2015, 3:31 pm

This was going to be my comment on it when you posted it, but I wasn't so proud of it, which is why I didn't post it:
"Do your puns have stretch goals? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you reached one with that pun."

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 14th, 2015, 3:57 pm

There's no reason to set a goal. There's no end to the stretching.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Dalty » August 16th, 2015, 2:03 am

Plus he's not as stretchy as he used to be.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » August 16th, 2015, 2:18 am

Talkbackers are saying a couple of AICN's writers quit the site a few days back. Whether or not it's true, it's clear Harry's been scrambling to produce content ever since. He's keeping the Harryisms to a minimum. It's better than his usual writing. If Harry had been kept busier all this time, maybe he'd have become a better writer.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by neglet » September 1st, 2015, 9:03 pm

Not the dudes in the video, they're cool, but the asshats who dumped these cuties by the river in the first place...

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by Space Tycoon » September 14th, 2015, 3:00 pm

I think this time God has a point, actually.

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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 14th, 2015, 3:16 pm

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

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