Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

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Dalty wrote:In the words of that Disney Princess and Henry Jones Sr - let it go!
Are you telling me to let it go, or are you telling Moore to let it go? Moore is world famous for not letting it go.
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Moore, not you.

You let them go all the time, and it's free.
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Jumpin' Jack Flash.
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http://www.al.com//news/index.ssf/2015/ ... bentl.html

Someone should explain to him that separation between church and state.
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Goddamn.
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When I was listening to the radio in my car this morning, they played a soundbite of one of the opponents of the law upheld by the Supreme Court (I think he was an evangelical preacher; sorry, I was driving and wasn't paying full attention). He said something similar about having to choose between obeying the law of God or the law of Man, making it clear that he will stand with God by throwing a copy of the gay marriage law on the ground and stepping on it. In addition, he stated something to the effect that Christians would have to protect their values against the militant homosexuals (again, sorry about the bad paraphrasing).

I actually did a double take in response to that. What the fuck is a militant homosexual? I don't recall seeing images of gays with guns standing outside the Supreme Court. I bet it's this damn liberal media again, hiding the truth from the poor godfearin' folk.
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There is such a thing as a militant homosexual. Peter Tatchell springs to mind.
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Is he an openly gay member of the military, or at least the National Guard (or some kind of rogue militia group)?
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He wishes he was, and behaves as if.
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Mal Shot First wrote:What the fuck is a militant homosexual?
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My aunt shared this.
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"The United States Is Going Down Fast"

Here's some news from my home county. I know the interviewee personally.
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I love the way these clowns with guns always think more clowns with guns are the answer.
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http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index ... _char.html

"If the officers on the streets were not in fear of losing their jobs, it wouldn't have gotten to the point it did yesterday. Officers are second-guessing every move because they're afraid they're going to be judged, by the media and by the public."

In other words: cops are finally considering the consequences of their actions.

Get a look at some of those comments.
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Clearly, it's not right to pistol whip an officer during a traffic stop.

Why was the guy stopped? We're told he has a violent past, but was he doing something wrong at the time? Was he was afraid he was straight-up gonna be shot in the head regardless of whether or not he had done something wrong? If so, is the media to blame for his believing this?

Whatever the case... Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
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Arm everyone!!!!!! Level the playing field!!!
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I think it may result in a different kind of leveling than expected.
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Exactly!
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Here's a weird combo.
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I have a punchline, but it's so unbelievably wrong and disgusting on every level it makes me a worthless human being for even thinking it.
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Punch that line, Dalty. Punch it!
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Never. It was the worse thing I ever thought, even in jest, and I wish I never thought it and want to forget it......... but I can't.
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I think I thought the same thing, Dalty.
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How bad could it be?
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Think Arseface.
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