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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 2:56 pm
by Dalty
Mine involved the gun.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 3:04 pm
by Mal Shot First
Mine did, too.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 3:04 pm
by Mal Shot First
And I swear that I don't have a gun.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 3:14 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I just want Dalty to say it.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 7:16 pm
by neglet
IT.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2015, 7:27 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I've already tried turning it off and back on again.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 1:25 pm
by Dalty
It doesn't work.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 1:45 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's lazy.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:09 pm
by Dalty
Maybe it's host is drunk?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:21 pm
by Mal Shot First
It's the blood that's drunk, not the host.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:35 pm
by Dalty
You can take the boy out of Eastern Europe.......

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:37 pm
by Mal Shot First
...but you can't take the cannibalism out of Catholicism.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
A little of the Ol' Lord's Supper.

Some think it's a game, but I can't think of many games like it. Can you? Maybe something involving tricks. Euchre? Whist?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 2:45 pm
by Dalty
Scrabble?

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 13th, 2015, 3:00 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Go.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 14th, 2015, 2:29 pm
by Dalty
Triple word score? In Alabama? Honky be trippin' !!

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 14th, 2015, 3:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
My EuchreWhist joke is a pretty bad one and a hell of stretch, but I'm also pretty proud of it.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 14th, 2015, 3:31 pm
by Mal Shot First
This was going to be my comment on it when you posted it, but I wasn't so proud of it, which is why I didn't post it:
"Do your puns have stretch goals? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you reached one with that pun."

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 14th, 2015, 3:57 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
There's no reason to set a goal. There's no end to the stretching.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 16th, 2015, 2:03 am
by Dalty
Plus he's not as stretchy as he used to be.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 16th, 2015, 2:18 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Talkbackers are saying a couple of AICN's writers quit the site a few days back. Whether or not it's true, it's clear Harry's been scrambling to produce content ever since. He's keeping the Harryisms to a minimum. It's better than his usual writing. If Harry had been kept busier all this time, maybe he'd have become a better writer.

"'She would of been a good woman,' the Misfit said, 'if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.'"

That "would of" is Flannery O'Connor's.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: September 1st, 2015, 9:03 pm
by neglet
Not the dudes in the video, they're cool, but the asshats who dumped these cuties by the river in the first place...

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: September 14th, 2015, 2:08 pm
by omicron

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: September 14th, 2015, 3:00 pm
by Space Tycoon
I think this time God has a point, actually.

Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: September 14th, 2015, 3:16 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.