Negs Answers Dumb Questions about Lady Stuff
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Negs Answers Dumb Questions about Lady Stuff
If there's anything movies and TV have taught me, it's that the young ones who seem super-mature for their age inevitably betray their youthful immaturity once their foot is firmly in the door.
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I am 41, and I have a date with a 25-year old fitness buff next week.
I am insufferably pleased with myself.
I am insufferably pleased with myself.
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You know Goits, that's probably true.
Negs, where do I find one of these 29 year olds you speak of?
Negs, where do I find one of these 29 year olds you speak of?
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I would be too Spacey. Can you keep up the pace?
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It'll be a challenge. All I have to do is take one look at that body of hers... I will find my motivation!
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She sounds super-mature.
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That is probably what she says about Spacey!
As we have already ascertained in this thread, do not discuss movies with her. It will make you feel old!!
As we have already ascertained in this thread, do not discuss movies with her. It will make you feel old!!
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She's so mature she's giving Spacey a raging clue. He's ready to tame her strange.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:She sounds super-mature.
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I thought maybe you were referring back to a post in the "old timey" thread, but I didn't see anything there. I dug a little bit and discovered that you were making references to South Park episodes I hadn't seen.Mal Shot First wrote:She's so mature she's giving Spacey a raging clue. He's ready to tame her strange.
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Probably puking in an alley behind the club.Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Negs, where do I find one of these 29 year olds you speak of?
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She may be puking because she drank too much.
She may be puking to keep her figure.
She may be puking because she was just deep-throating. (Despite her whorish ways, she hasn't managed to completely demolish her gag reflex.)
She may be puking to keep her figure.
She may be puking because she was just deep-throating. (Despite her whorish ways, she hasn't managed to completely demolish her gag reflex.)
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Re: Negs Answers Dumb Questions about Lady Stuff
Why not all three?
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Hahaha. Fake Strider FTW. But why don't you look anything like Viggo Mortenson?
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Good question. You'll notice he also doesn't look anything like this:
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Jesus. I remember that game. I remember the theme tune!
I had it on my Commodore Amiga!
I had it on my Commodore Amiga!
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I've always heard half your age + 7.
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If you're ten when you do this, it makes you a total boss.
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Mags, that makes 26. Can I get a pass for just 2 more years?
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You cannot.
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Shiiiiiiiiiiit.
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Re: Negs Answers Dumb Questions about Lady Stuff
This is Negs's thread, Dalty. Quasar has no power here. She is the distributor of such passes.
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How about it Negs? Pleeeeeeeease?
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Re: Negs Answers Dumb Questions about Lady Stuff
Dalty asked Mags, not Negs.
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Re: Negs Answers Dumb Questions about Lady Stuff
And Quasar answered.
Wait a minute...
THAT'S YOU!
But this is Negs' thread, so she sets the rules. I've decreed it.
Wait a minute...
THAT'S YOU!
But this is Negs' thread, so she sets the rules. I've decreed it.
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What's the difference between a rule and a.....
Oh, never mind.
Oh, never mind.