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No decrees from you, curse-boy! You're as powerless in here as the rest of us.
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That wasn't really a question about mysterious lady stuff, so you can all take a poke at Dalty's question.
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The boss has spoken!
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Adam's sure to listen to The Boss!
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Which is funny as Negs has her very own E-Street band.
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She moved to Jersey? I thought it was Chicago.
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That didn't stop her. You know what she's like. Determined.
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Question for the Lady Boss:

What the hell is a camisole? That's never been fully clear to me.
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Pffft. Amateur!

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Adam54 wrote:What the hell is a camisole? That's never been fully clear to me.
It's meant to be at least a little opaque. It gives hints, not spoilers.
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So it's like the Hollywood Reporter?
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No, it's more like camel toe.
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Camisole. Camel toe. Camisole. Camel toe.
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Camel soul?
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Everybody knows camels don't have souls.
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Adam54 wrote:Question for the Lady Boss:

What the hell is a camisole? That's never been fully clear to me.
An interesting type of lingerie. There are full slips, which cover top and bottom, half slips, which cover just bottom, and camisoles, which cover just the top (but sleeveless with straps). Usually silky and opaque (and maybe lacy), to prevent the sun shining through a sheer fabric (like some light cottons) and thus giving you undeserving men a peek at our silhouettes. Interesting in that camisoles have evolved to being something that is worn to be seen, usually underneath something like a business jacket, to cover up cleavage. But actually nowadays some women wear camisoles (or camies as they call them sometimes) straight--although usually with a sweater or something else to cover the arms and shoulders.
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And where do babies come from?
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:And where do babies come from?
If you have to ask, I doubt you'll get the opportunity to worry about it.

Just be glad I didn't follow my first impulse, which was to post a video of a c-section.
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Jubboiter was kind enough not to necessitate the making of a new hole.

That said, she didn't treat the preexisting hole with much respect.
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Like father, like daughter.
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I walked right in to that one.
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I WALKED RIGHT IN TO THAT ONE.
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