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If there's anything movies and TV have taught me, it's that the young ones who seem super-mature for their age inevitably betray their youthful immaturity once their foot is firmly in the door.
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I am 41, and I have a date with a 25-year old fitness buff next week.

I am insufferably pleased with myself.
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You know Goits, that's probably true.

Negs, where do I find one of these 29 year olds you speak of?
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I would be too Spacey. Can you keep up the pace?
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It'll be a challenge. All I have to do is take one look at that body of hers... I will find my motivation!
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She sounds super-mature.
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That is probably what she says about Spacey!

As we have already ascertained in this thread, do not discuss movies with her. It will make you feel old!!
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:She sounds super-mature.
She's so mature she's giving Spacey a raging clue. He's ready to tame her strange.
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Mal Shot First wrote:She's so mature she's giving Spacey a raging clue. He's ready to tame her strange.
I thought maybe you were referring back to a post in the "old timey" thread, but I didn't see anything there. I dug a little bit and discovered that you were making references to South Park episodes I hadn't seen.
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Negs, where do I find one of these 29 year olds you speak of?
Probably puking in an alley behind the club.
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She may be puking because she drank too much.

She may be puking to keep her figure.

She may be puking because she was just deep-throating. (Despite her whorish ways, she hasn't managed to completely demolish her gag reflex.)
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Why not all three?
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Hahaha. Fake Strider FTW. But why don't you look anything like Viggo Mortenson?
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Good question. You'll notice he also doesn't look anything like this:

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Jesus. I remember that game. I remember the theme tune!

I had it on my Commodore Amiga!
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I've always heard half your age + 7.
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If you're ten when you do this, it makes you a total boss.
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Mags, that makes 26. Can I get a pass for just 2 more years?
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You cannot.
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Shiiiiiiiiiiit.
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This is Negs's thread, Dalty. Quasar has no power here. She is the distributor of such passes.
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How about it Negs? Pleeeeeeeease?
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Dalty asked Mags, not Negs.
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And Quasar answered.

Wait a minute...

THAT'S YOU!

But this is Negs' thread, so she sets the rules. I've decreed it.
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What's the difference between a rule and a.....

Oh, never mind.
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