The Wit and Wizdom of Ralph Wiggum

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The Wit and Wizdom of Ralph Wiggum

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This snowflake tastes like fish sticks.

Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

I kissed a light socket once and I woke up in a helicopter!
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Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box!
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[“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"

I really like this one. As someone on Reddit points out it goes from just funny to hilarious because it demonstrates that Ralph is not only stupid but a liar aswell.
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I always interpreted it as Ralph mistaking Skinner's penis for a baby after having witnessed said penis's withdrawal from Krabappel's vagina. I also interpreted the "looked at me" bit as Ralph's mistaking the urinary meatus for a human eye.
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That is an interesting perspective. Never even crossed my mind that Skinner is sporting some serious hog. It makes perfect sense.
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"That where the leprechaun lives. He tells me to burn things. "
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"I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick. "
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