Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Jubbers » February 5th, 2014, 10:01 am

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'Now, minions, I'm off to inspect our shark cages.' 'Do you really need to inspect them this often?' 'PRISONERS MUST NEVER ESCAPE.'

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2014, 10:17 am

Release The Sharks is a good name for a band.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Mal Shot First » February 5th, 2014, 10:18 am

Release of the Sharks sounds like the name of an Indiana Jones movie.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Mal Shot First » February 5th, 2014, 10:19 am

Or a Star Wars prequel.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Quasar » February 5th, 2014, 12:23 pm

Sharky Shark would be a good name for a white rapper.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2014, 12:34 pm

He could be known as the Great White. Only he couldn't be great, because he's a rapper.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 5th, 2014, 1:12 pm

I knew this old white lady who used to work at a Borders during Christmastime. She was a wrapper.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 5th, 2014, 1:13 pm

By which I mean she was all over candy.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 5th, 2014, 1:14 pm

"Candy" is a code word for something else.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2014, 1:17 pm

There was a well presented old white lady on the train next to me this evening. However she STANK of booze. I mean eye watering, drunk on her fumes STANK. It was like a terrorist incident in a distillery.

Good effort, old lady. Good effort.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Mal Shot First » February 5th, 2014, 1:26 pm

I wonder if STANK would make a good name for a band...

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Post by Mal Shot First » February 5th, 2014, 1:28 pm

Google tells me there used to be a band named The Stank Band, but they renamed themselves. They should have just gone with STANK.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2014, 1:40 pm

Great movie. Let down by a succession of increasingly poor sequels.

Kinda like Jaws.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » February 5th, 2014, 1:50 pm

People might associate the band with Hoobastank. I can't imagine anyone would want that.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Dalty » February 5th, 2014, 2:05 pm

Hobbitstank?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 2nd, 2014, 10:59 pm

Being eaten by a Greenland shark is the most boring thing this seal has ever experienced:

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Dalty » November 3rd, 2014, 12:17 pm

"Have you finished back there? Only I have somewhere else to be."

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by neglet » November 3rd, 2014, 9:07 pm

"There ... And also over here."

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » November 3rd, 2014, 9:49 pm

There, there.

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by Mal Shot First » November 4th, 2014, 8:07 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Being eaten by a Greenland shark is the most boring thing this seal has ever experienced.
"Ugh, not again..."

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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 16th, 2017, 2:32 pm

47 Meters Down comes out this weekend in the US. I don't see a UK release date on IMDb, which is strange, since it claims to be a UK production.

I'm sorta surprised they'd dare to leave the title in metric for the US release.

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