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Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 16th, 2017, 2:58 pm
by Mal Shot First
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: June 16th, 2017, 2:32 pm 47 Meters Down comes out this weekend in the US. I don't see a UK release date on IMDb, which is strange, since it claims to be a UK production.

I'm sorta surprised they'd dare to leave the title in metric for the US release.
Apparently, they didn't dare to leave it in metres.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 16th, 2017, 8:31 pm
by neglet
I haven't showed the trailer to the spousal unit yet. I don't want his head to explode.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 20th, 2017, 11:57 am
by Dalty
It's OK. 50m is when the air turns toxic and kills you on the normal stuff. Of course, even at "only" 47m and breathing at "Panic" rate they would have something like 8mins bottom time and still need to do a 10m / 3m safety stop PLUS a controlled ascent to get to that stop all in waters teeming with Great Whites....... but it is just a movie!

"Two girls do perfectly safe scuba dive, following all the rules, and don't get eaten" would be one hell of a boring movie.

I once went accidentally down to about 42m on normal air when 30m is supposed to be casual limit. Was down there for less than 20secs before I realised I had fucked up. Then got buzzed by a hammerhead scout on the way back up.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 20th, 2017, 9:46 pm
by neglet
You don't understand the level of un-disbelief I have to deal with. After "Wonder Woman," he bitched about the use of a town in Belgium, instead of a place more appropriate to the year, as well as the "stupid" revision of the real German general. All that for a movie he actually liked.

A movie about diving, his $$$$ pit, has no room for error.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 21st, 2017, 3:39 am
by Dalty
You should take him to see the movie, but after the trailers excuse yourself to go to the toilet and just go to the bar across the street, then when he comes out ask for his blow-by-blow review.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 23rd, 2017, 8:27 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I saw it. It was pretty damned goofy.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 23rd, 2017, 10:26 pm
by neglet
I asked him if he'd heard of the movie. He said, "Uncontrolled dive 150 feet down, you're dead in three minutes. Movie over." So I don't think we're seeing it.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: June 23rd, 2017, 11:05 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Well, now I really want you to.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 24th, 2017, 4:52 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 25th, 2017, 5:03 am
by Dalty
Jesus!

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 25th, 2017, 8:53 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Not even Jesus can save you from House Shark.

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 25th, 2017, 9:10 am
by Dalty
Not even if he has a cameo?

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 25th, 2017, 9:11 am
by Dalty
When are we going to get a "Meg" trailer?

(cue Family Guy clip.....)

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 25th, 2017, 9:36 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Shut up, Megalodon!

Re: Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium

Posted: July 25th, 2017, 2:29 pm
by Dalty
A lot of mouth to shut up.