Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

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Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

Post by Dalty » December 25th, 2017, 12:41 am

May Santa’s sack be bulging especially for you!

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Re: Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 25th, 2017, 3:12 am

The Swollen Sack of Santa busted wide open at the base of our Christmas tree. Now we wait patiently for the kid to wake up and see.

I should note that, as far as I know, the kid understands that all the presents are from family. It's hard enough communicating with her. Tenses and verbs and notions of truth are complicated enough. We didn't want to confuse her with an elaborate lie about where her gifts came from. This is the first year that her grasp of language has been strong enough for her to understand that she will have gifts waiting for her when she wakes up.

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Re: Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

Post by Space Tycoon » December 25th, 2017, 9:49 am

I am somewhere between a cold and a flu right now, and the roads to my sister's place are snowed in.

Christmas has been postponed.

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Re: Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

Post by Dalty » December 26th, 2017, 9:02 am

I never want to eat another food ever again.

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Re: Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » December 26th, 2017, 9:42 am

Not even a wafer-thin mint?

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Re: Happy Xmas Huffy Flouncers!

Post by Space Tycoon » December 28th, 2017, 11:19 am

Dalty wrote:
December 26th, 2017, 9:02 am
I never want to eat another food ever again.
You say that now. But I bet you eat more food again.

Just wait.

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