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Excellent!

Will there be any of those green girls there? I hear they like the freaky stuff.
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Bring some salad dressing. That's all I'll say for now....
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I have no idea what that meant.
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You just don't like seeing a naked salad. It's understandable.

It doesn't mean you're a prude. It means you're concerned for the welfare of an undressed salad in a cold winter.
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Undressed salad is disappointing.
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I'm sure it feels the same way about you.
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It does, it does. It told me so.
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Space Tycoon wrote:Bring some salad dressing. That's all I'll say for now....
Sounds like there will be some salad tossing.
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It's the best kind of tossing.
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Breaking Space News

Strider's still in stasis.
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:It's the best kind of tossing.
Other than the kind done by tossers, natch.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Breaking Space News

Strider's still in stasis.
Real Strider? Or Fake Strider?
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Fake Strider sees through your ploy to draw him out.
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He would. Or maybe he would not.
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Could he do both?
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Why, no.
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Look. Now you guys have driven him to drink.
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He could do both out of cruelty.
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He's all out of cruelty.
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He's so lost without you-lty.
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A hidden ocean on a nearby world covered in ice. Amazing.

I'll let Luciano Less explain it further. Take it away, Looch!!

http://www.space.com/25328-ocean-on-sat ... video.html
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Life? How do we get there and drill through miles of ice?

No Goiter, Bruce Willis is not available.
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Draaaiiinage! Drainage, Dalty, you BOY!
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I have no idea what you just said.
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I said, "Draaaiiinage! Drainage, Dalty, you BOY!"
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