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Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:08 pm
by Dalty
Yeah, 'cos all our other threads are bang on topic!

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:10 pm
by Dalty
Epic, EPIC new Dalty-Cave man shopping trip. The lovely lady in the electronic store made her monthly commission in one hour. Huzzah!

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:13 pm
by Mal Shot First
Where do you generally do your cave man shopping?

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Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:21 pm
by Dalty
Currys/PC World. Their New Years sale is just ending so they have good clearance deals, and they do price matching so armed with my iPad I got a good deal.

I have the MOTHER of 55" TVs !

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:28 pm
by Mal Shot First
Image

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:32 pm
by Dalty
Is good. Unlike the Jew.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:41 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
I sense that Dalty's not referencing Borat.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 2:53 pm
by Dalty
You think I celebrate successful shopping trips with casual anti-semitism?

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 3:55 pm
by Quasar
Last weekend I ate at Red Lobster and had some of Dalty's favourite biscuits.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 3:58 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:You think I celebrate successful shopping trips with casual anti-semitism?
I doubt it's all that casual. I'm guessing it's often pointed. Sometimes, I bet there are even four points.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 4:02 pm
by Dalty
Because six would be positively Semitic? And a bit David-y?

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 4:05 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Having six points makes David stern.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 4:05 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God

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Posted: January 28th, 2014, 4:10 pm
by Dalty
Keeps werewolves away though.

If I could count.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 4:13 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It's been too long since I watched the first season of the original Being Human to know if you're making a Being Human reference.

Re: Random

Posted: January 28th, 2014, 4:19 pm
by Dalty
Oh no you di' nt !

Re: Random

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 9:32 pm
by Mal Shot First
Now that I'm a genuine Money Bag Polisher, I can't help wonder why these moneybags need all that polishin'. Unless... it's supposed to be interpreted as Moneybags Polisher.

Someone's gotta keep that head polished!

Re: Random

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 9:32 pm
by Mal Shot First
Now that Mrs. Moneybags isn't around anymore, that is.

Re: Random

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 9:33 pm
by Mal Shot First
Too soon?

Re: Random

Posted: January 29th, 2014, 9:53 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Just a little premature. Don't polish so hard next time.

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Posted: January 29th, 2014, 10:25 pm
by Dalty
She was no good at polishing anything. We had a cleaner!

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Posted: January 29th, 2014, 10:46 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
So she was a Piss-poor Polisher? Shame. How do we respond to Piss-poor Polish? We go in, we take over.

If there's one thing the Nazis taught us, it's this.

Re: Random

Posted: January 30th, 2014, 12:31 am
by Dalty
And snappy uniforms.

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Posted: January 30th, 2014, 8:43 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
They didn't use snaps. They used buttons and zippers. Mostly buttons.

Re: Random

Posted: January 30th, 2014, 8:50 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Just like Levi's 501 button-fly jeans.

Levi, you're the last guy I would have thought would button his fly.

I did Nazi that one coming.

Sure, it's an old joke. But it checks out.

Yeah? What're Göring to do about it?