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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 10th, 2017, 11:32 pm

That line was a real winner.

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » March 22nd, 2017, 4:40 pm

I am just going to leave this here.....


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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 23rd, 2017, 3:33 pm

That reminds me of these two things:

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » March 23rd, 2017, 4:45 pm

First one looks like my daily commute.

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Re: Random

Post by Mango » March 23rd, 2017, 8:30 pm

I choose to believe that those turtles are attempting to save that woman from a psychopath.

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Re: Random

Post by Jubbers » March 23rd, 2017, 8:51 pm

I choose to believe what Mango believes re: the turtles.

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 23rd, 2017, 10:15 pm

This one's pretty famous, since it gave Frank Zappa the title for one of his best-known albums:

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » March 24th, 2017, 6:47 pm

That one looks like Saturday night in my home town.

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Re: Random

Post by Mango » March 24th, 2017, 9:06 pm

Dalty wrote:
March 24th, 2017, 6:47 pm
That one looks like Saturday night in my home town.
I'd be down for that.

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » March 25th, 2017, 11:45 am

Random: If you ever wondered whether Rule 34 applied to that sequence from It where the Losers' Club gets lost in the sewers and the boys all take turns having sex with Bev Marsh, then rest assured that it absolutely does apply - albeit not in a completely canonical way.
(And no, I'm not going to link to the image.)

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 25th, 2017, 10:13 pm

Mal Shot First wrote:
March 25th, 2017, 11:45 am
(And no, I'm not going to link to the image.)
:(

Pwease?

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Re: Random

Post by neglet » March 25th, 2017, 10:55 pm

Jubbers wrote:
March 23rd, 2017, 8:51 pm
I choose to believe what Mango believes re: the turtles.
They've probably been training like this little dude:

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » March 26th, 2017, 7:06 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:
March 25th, 2017, 10:13 pm
Mal Shot First wrote:
March 25th, 2017, 11:45 am
(And no, I'm not going to link to the image.)
:(

Pwease?
Well, since you asked for it:
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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » March 26th, 2017, 11:05 am

I only asked because I didn't think you'd actually do it. Now I just feel dirty.

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » March 26th, 2017, 11:46 am

At least now I can share the shame of having seen this picture with someone else.

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Re: Random

Post by Mango » June 7th, 2017, 9:11 pm

Scotch!

What is it good for!

I have bought floopy pants on amazon!

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 7th, 2017, 10:15 pm

I mentally inserted a "Huh! Good god, y'all!" in between "Scotch!" and the sentence that followed it.

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » June 8th, 2017, 8:25 am

Amazon Floopy Pants is a good name for a band.

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » June 15th, 2017, 8:50 pm

Interesting! Urban Dictionary has a definition for Hоrso.

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 16th, 2017, 9:19 am

It has begun. (I had nothing to do with it.)

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Re: Random

Post by Space Tycoon » June 19th, 2017, 9:35 pm

Am I the only one who is put in mind of space rocket engineering when they see one of those grain silo hopper things?

I can't be:

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » June 20th, 2017, 12:00 pm

I am sure one of our first "Habs" on another world will have similar features.

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » June 20th, 2017, 1:15 pm

It's a sensible design. Gets the job done.

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » June 20th, 2017, 2:35 pm

Also will look right at home slotted into a spaceship. Usually with a twirly artificial gravity thing spinning around it.

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » July 17th, 2017, 8:01 am

This article appeared in my Facebook feed recently:
https://www.autostraddle.com/kin-aesthe ... ce-386640/

I thought it was interesting, not in the sense that it conveys something new to me but in the sense that those who are at the front lines of the social justice war are starting to recognize how dogmatic they can be in their belief systems. It's a point that Goiter has raised from time to time (and it's also present to some degree in what I've read of his Suicidists novel), but it's also an idea that's come up more than once in public discourse since November 2016 (e.g., when Betsy DeVos was booed during the commencement speech she gave at that university in Florida and the university's president had to remind the crowd of graduating seniors of the purpose of universities).

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