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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 4th, 2016, 8:24 pm

Kiefer's face is pretty doughy.

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » September 5th, 2016, 3:29 am

After effects of Botox?

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » September 5th, 2016, 10:55 am

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Kiefer's face is pretty doughy.
In fact, it's so doughy that it's hard to make out the Kiefer underneath.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 5th, 2016, 3:45 pm

You clever bastard.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 10th, 2016, 10:03 pm

A few Facebook friends have shared a video, recently, of a guy singing "Unchained Melody" in a train station. I guess he's got a decent voice. His runs are a little long for my tastes, but it's still a solid performance. Here's the video:



I kept feeling like he reminded me of somebody, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then, though, I put my finger on it:



I've thought about responding to my Facebook friends' posts with the second video. The only thing that has kept me from it is that I'm pretty sure it would upset them. I'm not even sure why it would upset them or why I feel it would, but I'm pretty sure it would.

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Re: Random

Post by Space Tycoon » September 12th, 2016, 7:42 am

I wonder if I should become a bartender. You know, part-time.

Cool job.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 12th, 2016, 8:32 am

I think it could be a good job for someone with a libertarian-like mindset. I don't mean that as a dig. I mean it in a practical and ethical sense. People on the left and the religious right can be overwhelmed with feelings of guilt and/or get sanctimonious about the service a bartender provides. If you're of the people-should-be-allowed-to-do-whatever-they-want-with-their-own-money mindset, however, there's less potential for moral quandary.

I say you give giving shots a shot. Any leads or offers? Ever done it before?

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Post by Space Tycoon » September 12th, 2016, 9:39 am

I have not done it before, but I've done the whole fast-paced retail thing many, many times.

Come to think of it, working behind a bar might not be altogether different from working behind a paint store desk. Folks walk up, order a specific concoction, you mix it up just the way they like, and that's it. Engage in a little banter, pretend to sympathize as they complain about their lives.

And since painters are all alcoholics, I would expect to see the sames faces at either establishment. Difference being, alcohol is probably the less toxic of the two branches of chemicals.

I haven't got any leads, per se, but I know a couple of bars where I could pick up a shift or two now and then. With experience, who knows.

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Post by Space Tycoon » September 13th, 2016, 8:40 pm

I set up a Facebook account. Finally.

This kinda represents my final renouncement of the whole decade long, paranoid-conspiracy-asshole thing.




For Now.

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » September 13th, 2016, 9:07 pm

You can finally look up Dr. Magic's profile!

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Re: Random

Post by Space Tycoon » September 13th, 2016, 9:11 pm

Yeah, why not!


Uh, who's Dr. Magic...

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 13th, 2016, 9:12 pm

Someone Adam54 used to jerk it to.

I realize that doesn't narrow things down much.

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Post by Dalty » September 15th, 2016, 7:29 am

Why have I still never seen Doctor Magic?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 15th, 2016, 7:48 am

Because you suck at Google and Facebook?

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » September 15th, 2016, 8:24 am

Or is it because you don't believe in Magic?

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Post by Mal Shot First » September 15th, 2016, 8:24 am

In a young girl's heart?

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Post by Dalty » September 15th, 2016, 8:55 am

Dr Magic is an oven cleaner according to Google.

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 15th, 2016, 9:11 am

You've been looking in all the wrong places, Dalty. You should have been looking inward. You have to believe we are Magic.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 15th, 2016, 9:49 am

Don't let your aim ever stray.

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Post by Dalty » September 15th, 2016, 10:26 am

We are ALL Dr Magic?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 15th, 2016, 10:33 am

And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive for you.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » September 15th, 2016, 10:34 am

(Cue lame Dalty joke about some female named "Destiny.")

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » September 15th, 2016, 11:17 am

Stripper from Vegas.

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Re: Random

Post by Adam54 » September 15th, 2016, 2:46 pm

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Someone Adam54 used to jerk it to.

I realize that doesn't narrow things down much.
Uh, yeah....That's right...."used"...to.....

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » September 16th, 2016, 5:48 am

Dammit Adam!

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