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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 2:08 pm

Yeah, 'cos all our other threads are bang on topic!

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 2:10 pm

Epic, EPIC new Dalty-Cave man shopping trip. The lovely lady in the electronic store made her monthly commission in one hour. Huzzah!

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 28th, 2014, 2:13 pm

Where do you generally do your cave man shopping?

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 2:21 pm

Currys/PC World. Their New Years sale is just ending so they have good clearance deals, and they do price matching so armed with my iPad I got a good deal.

I have the MOTHER of 55" TVs !

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 28th, 2014, 2:28 pm

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 2:32 pm

Is good. Unlike the Jew.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 28th, 2014, 2:41 pm

I sense that Dalty's not referencing Borat.

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 2:53 pm

You think I celebrate successful shopping trips with casual anti-semitism?

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Post by Quasar » January 28th, 2014, 3:55 pm

Last weekend I ate at Red Lobster and had some of Dalty's favourite biscuits.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 28th, 2014, 3:58 pm

Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:You think I celebrate successful shopping trips with casual anti-semitism?
I doubt it's all that casual. I'm guessing it's often pointed. Sometimes, I bet there are even four points.

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 4:02 pm

Because six would be positively Semitic? And a bit David-y?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 28th, 2014, 4:05 pm

Having six points makes David stern.

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Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 4:10 pm

Keeps werewolves away though.

If I could count.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 28th, 2014, 4:13 pm

It's been too long since I watched the first season of the original Being Human to know if you're making a Being Human reference.

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Re: Random

Post by Dalty » January 28th, 2014, 4:19 pm

Oh no you di' nt !

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Re: Random

Post by Mal Shot First » January 29th, 2014, 9:32 pm

Now that I'm a genuine Money Bag Polisher, I can't help wonder why these moneybags need all that polishin'. Unless... it's supposed to be interpreted as Moneybags Polisher.

Someone's gotta keep that head polished!
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Post by Mal Shot First » January 29th, 2014, 9:32 pm

Now that Mrs. Moneybags isn't around anymore, that is.

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Post by Mal Shot First » January 29th, 2014, 9:33 pm

Too soon?

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 29th, 2014, 9:53 pm

Just a little premature. Don't polish so hard next time.

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Post by Dalty » January 29th, 2014, 10:25 pm

She was no good at polishing anything. We had a cleaner!

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 29th, 2014, 10:46 pm

So she was a Piss-poor Polisher? Shame. How do we respond to Piss-poor Polish? We go in, we take over.

If there's one thing the Nazis taught us, it's this.

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Post by Dalty » January 30th, 2014, 12:31 am

And snappy uniforms.

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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 30th, 2014, 8:43 am

They didn't use snaps. They used buttons and zippers. Mostly buttons.

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Re: Random

Post by The Swollen Goiter of God » January 30th, 2014, 8:50 am

Just like Levi's 501 button-fly jeans.

Levi, you're the last guy I would have thought would button his fly.

I did Nazi that one coming.

Sure, it's an old joke. But it checks out.

Yeah? What're Göring to do about it?

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