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...omas Watkins?
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Because they wreck shit, and they don't give a fuck.
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Where is real Strider? He'd know what to do.
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Fake Strider wrote:Why not, Beau Th...
I bet Fake Strider is incredibly proud of this one.

Pathetic.
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Who wouldn't be!
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Real Strider.
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I am beginning to doubt he ever existed.
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So Justin Bieber apparently smokes 12 bongs a day and has a $5k per week marijuana habit.

If 12 bongs a day = $5k per week it is true what they are saying. His entourage really is shit. Time to get a better dealer!

Also, less racing on roads.
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Doctor Who Series 8 reviews are already available.

Wibbly wobbly.
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Spoilers!
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They keep the car grounded.
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My 1984 Toyota Corolla hatchback had a spoiler. I don't think it really needed it to prevent lift off.
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That's a cosmetic spoiler. It's like the roll bars Mazda sells for their Miatas. They're there for looks. They don't provide any actual support. If you roll your Miata and are even a quarter of an inch taller than the half man that is Tom Hardy, your head will be destroyed.

This is true even if the roll takes the occasional break.
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I would be OK then.
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You're taller than Tom. Don't believe the heights reported on the Internet.

You wouldn't be OK. Warwick Davis wouldn't even be OK. Only Tom would be OK.

No, not because he's tough.
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It used to be enough to be strong and good and tough, and to try whatever hasn't been tried.
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But now you're a jerk with a brain that doesn't work if you don't consult your feminine side.
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Point is: size isn't everything. ;)
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That's just the song tiny people sing.
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So say big people!
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And when they say it, their voices are booming and reassuring.
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They have to talk loudly. Their mouths are so far away.
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Google [BOT] is back.

This time, it's personal.
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This time, it's personnel.

He's on the payroll, I mean.
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He's not on the payroll.
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