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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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We have a payroll?
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:He's not on the payroll.
I could add him onto the payroll. I mean, he's already on the payroll of my other site.
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I've given all I can. It's not enough. I've given all I can, but we're still on the payroll.
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Are dilithium crystals involved? Can she take any more?
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Can she take any more?
There's a fat joke hiding in here somewhere.
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We just can't see it because of all the fat.
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It's funny because it's fat!
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Just did an IQ test. I have an average IQ.

Could have been so much worse.
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When I was in elementary school, my older brother had a comic called Mulligan Stew (I guess it was also a tv show, which I didn't know about). It's about a group of kids that are always promoting nutrition, and their nemesis was the Flim Flam Man who's always trying to get people hooked on fad diets. Anyway, it's a pretty stupid comic, but I was doing a search for it for nostalgia, and I was able to download a PDF version of it. Probably my favorite part of the comic is when the gang had a spelling test coming up but hadn't studied for it. One of the gang gets the idea of going to a fortune teller and finding out the answers to the test. Mulligan (the main character) doesn't like the idea so he stays home and studies. The rest of the gang go to the fortune teller, who gives them the list of words for the test, which are all super easy words like cat, dog, etc. Turns out those are the wrong words, and so they all flunk the test, except for Mulligan, who easily aces the test because he studied. Of course this begs the question, how the fuck do you study for a spelling test when you don't know what words will be on the test? Do you study the entire fucking dictionary? Like I said, pretty dumb comic. But funny dumb!
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Did Mulligan use really big and obscure words from then on, constantly annoying his friends?

"I really find that food to be lacking as a proper aliment, my good chaps. Perhaps a malus domesticus would be more filling and nutritionally appropriate?" "Jeezus, shut up Mulligan."
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We just had Superman telling us not to smoke. I smoked.
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As I am typing this, Goiter has 1337 posts. He'll have to stop posting if he wants to stay 1337.
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Don't put it past him.
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This sounds like a call for a new Rank!
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Did you just call me smelly?
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I didn't follow prior naming convention, either, so if you want to see the new badge, you'll just have to make another post.
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Are you speaking to me, or are you speaking to Goiter?
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Über lame.
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Just so you all know, before the über lame post by Goiter above, he came smugly into my room and said "Betcha didn't count on me making a post and then deleting it, huh?"

I then guilted the Cheater into making a post and keeping it. And there it is, in all its glorious lameness.
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Lies!
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When the pórn world makes a big deal of having a Duke undergrad in its ranks, it makes a tacit admission that all those college coed videos are faked.

We always knew they were faked, but the pórn industry kept up appearances for our benefit. It's a little like professional wrestling in that regard, I guess. Also, people get choked, and at least some degree of athleticism is required.
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Could we get some more details here? Not all of us have up-to-the-minute p0rn news streaming into their email.
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Gotta pay her fees somehow. Looks like class A, Olympic standard, ocean going douchebaggery from some others in that article.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:When the pórn world makes a big deal of having a Duke undergrad in its ranks, it makes a tacit admission that all those college coed videos are faked.
Dare Dorm is still real to me, dammit!
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