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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Ours goes to eleven.
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Help yourself to a wingback chair. Cigar? Brandy?
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Dalty wrote:Help yourself to a wingback chair. Cigar? Brandy?
Didn't realize I was a perk.
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There is literally nothing I can say at this point by way of a punchline that doesn't run the danger of accidentally sounding disrespectful, so I am just going to shut up.
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Smart decision, Dalty.
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I think that might be the first time I've ever used that sentence.
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What a good wife she would be.
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She brings out the best in me, and Adam notices.
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Dalty wrote:Help yourself to a wingback chair. Cigar? Brandy?
Habanos and a snifter of Cognac would be excellent, while we discuss world events, the stock market, idiot sons and ex-wives.
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I can help you with three out of four. I can raise you 2x God-sons, but to be fair they are both pretty awesome!!!
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Everything balances out then!
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I actually really do like the idea of sitting in a wingback chair, drinking vast amounts of cognac in a fug of cigar smoke, setting the world to rights with you. Goiter entertaining us with witticisms at the expense of the butler, Adam jumping up and down and shouting at us because he can't get "Fast and Furious 27 - Slow & Forgetful" on the holo-net then having some kind of episode and touching his genitals a lot in the direction of a nurse when news is received that Mal has successfully cloned Bruce Springsteen. Chuckling as word comes through via Jubbers global comsys of the Fall of Rome to the forces of Jubboiter.

Maybe we should make it our retirement plan. It would all go swimmingly until a surprisingly spritely Negs kung-fu's our asses for using that word again.
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Dalty wrote:Adam . . . having some kind of episode. . . .
Featuring Matt LeBlanc, right?
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"Just blame it on the cognac, dah-ling," you could tell her by way of an apology.

It does sound like a perfect way to spend one's off time. Of course, you or I would have to supply the Cubans, given the present realities. Although by then, maybe our American friends will be able to buy them at the corner store. Which would kind of take the novelty out of it, sadly...
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Not as much as when Havana looks like Cabo San Lucas. Ooooooh, get us travel snobs!
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I need to call me travel agent stat!
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That's an insulting thing to call your travel agent. S/He's more than a number, Spacey!
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I need to call my travel agent ASAP.

ASAP is a military phrase! Support our troops, you Democrat!!
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I have quite a few posts before I get in here, so be as cunning a linguist as you want.
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I was once like you.... occupying the late-600'S, wondering when, if ever, my number would be called.

The key? Alcohol. And a reliable internet connection. It is what has made me the post-millenial poster I am today.
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You are a credit to alcohol.
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Everyone needs a hobby. Or habit, or whatever.
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Oh, believe me, I get plenty of alcohol. It just makes me giggly rather than loquacious.
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