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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Post by Quasar »

Goits and Dalty will be in the club soon, tomorrow or possibly today. And I'll bet we'll get to see a new status image! So post, Mother Fuckers, POST!!!
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Hmmm, this weekend has posting fail written all over it for me. Things are afoot that do not involve the internet.
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Post by The Swollen Goiter of God »

I'm taking my sweet time.

I got Thurston to post for me when I was getting really close to 500 so Dalty would cross the line first. I was afraid that he might abandon his account if he knew he had a H***o badge waiting for him. I wanted to keep it a surprise.

I think he'll like the next badge.
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Oh. Shit.
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I had a look at the 1000-post badge, and I agree with Goits.
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Well aren't we all full of 'inside information' !!!

Privileged access to the Huffy Flounce nerve centre that is Jubber's desk!
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I'm surprised Jubbers's desk has room for anything else. It's currently covered with Simpsons Legos.
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It's like working at Google!
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With a lot less pay.
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Consider it an internship.
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Well aren't we all full of 'inside information' !!!

Privileged access to the Huffy Flounce nerve centre that is Jubber's desk!
The information is actually freely accessible if you know where to look.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:It's currently covered with Simpsons Legos.

THEY MAKE SIMPSONS LEGOS?!!?!
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I don't know where to look.
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The easiest way is probably to look at the URL associated with a badge's image and go from there.
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What is the hardest way?
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Ol' Beau Watkins' way.
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It depends on how excited he is.
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He was pretty excited at E.V.'s party.
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He wasn't his hardest, but he was close.
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Did anyone's eye get taken out?
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Well, Steve... but he doesn't count.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club

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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Did anyone's eye get taken out?
One-eyed Willie was taken out of Goits' pants.
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He was the most famous pirate in his time. My dad told me all about him once.
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Lemme guess. He was always after booty.
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Did I ever tell you the story about how my father deceived my mother? It's short.
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