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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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I remember giggly. I have been known to giggle from time to time.
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So has Harry Knowles.
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I guess a Gigli joke would have been too obvious. Well played, sir.
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Gobble, gobble.
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I like Turkey. Nice beaches.
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Space Tycoon wrote:Everyone needs a hobby. Or habit, or whatever.
You know what I just realized?

You put "Hobby" and "Habit" together... you know what you get?

HOBBIT.
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Mind. Blown.
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Nuns? Blowing Hobbits? What a twisted world.
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The cloister is her vagina.

There's little moister than a cloister.
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Unless it's getting chatted up in Omi's bar.
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How about if it's *on* Omi's bar?
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Oh, it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong!
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I hear Omi's swingin' a donkey dong.
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He uses it to throw barrels at Italian plumbers.
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He calls it his "barrel roll."

Both the dong and the action he performs with it.
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Did somebody say "barrel roll"?
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Yes!

Believe it or not, I've been meaning to check YTMND to see if someone had done this.
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Better clean it up in here, boys, I'm getting ready to come in!

You don't need to do anything fancy, just make sure the toilet's clean and has paper.

And booze. Don't forget the booze.
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Jeebus! This means I have to sort out the spelling and punctuation on Jakester's memorial plaque!!
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You should just ignore her for the time being, Dalty. She still has ten posts to make before she's even in the club. I'm not sure why she's already posting in here.
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She's a trained killer. She does what she damn well likes or she Tae Kwan Do's our asses!
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Many people without the post count comment in here. We just don't get to share in the booze until we hit 1000.
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Dalty wrote:Jeebus! This means I have to sort out the spelling and punctuation on Jakester's memorial plaque!!
I would've thought it was all in dirty pictographs.
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neglet wrote:Many people without the post count comment in here. We just don't get to share in the booze until we hit 1000.
Quasar doesn't count. Well, he doesn't count past twenty-five or so. Once he runs out of digits and protrusions, he gets a little lost.
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I miss Quasar.

*sniff*
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