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Adam wears a merkin?!?!?! That's a secret you should've kept to yourself, Dalty.
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Particularly since I don't want to know how you know that.
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I can see your mind boggling from here.
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Dalty and I have a very special bond, let's just put it that way.
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The kind of bond you can only get from using a superior kind of merkin glue.
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Merkin glue: the superior adhesive agent. Bond with confidence!
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He says otherwise.

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I guess it's true that it would be difficult to get Jaws off of you once he attached himself. He's no agent, though.

(By the way, I'd just like to say that I'm proud that the previous post ended up being my 1000th one.)
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That is fairly legendary! Because you said penis!!!
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I feel it is my duty to point out that Connery wore a piece.

The real question:

Did he stop at the toupee, or did he double-piece it?
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Dalty wrote:That is fairly legendary! Because you said penis!!!
Nowhere was there any mention of a penis.
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I was going to make my 500th post something awesome, because, like Darcy and Elizabeth, I am "of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the éclat of a proverb."

But i am very tipsy, so you gets what you gets
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Loving your work.
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It's time, once again, to warm up the pool.
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Who, who, who???
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How we choose to warm it up is our business.
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I'm not telling you, Dalty. It's just too easy for you to figure out.

I'm not one to rag on a guy for his Ipsiness, but damn.
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I am too Ipsy to argue.
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I figured it out!

Does this person live abroad?
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This person lives in America.
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Does he live as a broad in America?

Ooh, ooh, I get it! It's Bru-- sorry, Caitlin Jenner!!
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Peeing in the pool does not count as warming it up.
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That sort of depends on the volume of the pee, doesn't it?
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LOL volume
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