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Elton John, in case you wondered.
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Dalty wrote:Hold me closer Tony Danzer.
How the hell did you fuck that one up?
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He did? I smelled what he was cooking. I even guffawed!
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I just thought there was no need to change Danza to Danzer to bring the joke home. It's a pretty well-known misheard lyric, and spelling it Danzer doesn't do much to alter the sound of the pronunciation. It just kills the joke.
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I will take myself outside and have "a word" with myself.
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Mal Shot First wrote:I just thought there was no need to change Danza to Danzer to bring the joke home. It's a pretty well-known misheard lyric, and spelling it Danzer doesn't do much to alter the sound of the pronunciation. It just kills the joke.
I honestly just assumed that "Danzer" is how he pronounces "Danza," what with his being British and all and he was poking fun at himself.

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Arse, ass. Tomato, tomeighto.
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Adam54 wrote:I've got your back, Dalty!
Dalty wrote:Arse, ass...
Ayss to ayyss!
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Aluminum, Aluminum. And for some reason Dalty puts the letter U in words.
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Adam guffawed at one of the most common puns out there? And a botched one, at that? We ought to revoke his wall emoticon privileges.

Also, I prefer this one:

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:wall:
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When you learn how to say herb and squirrel correctly, then you can criticise.
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How are we supposed to be saying "squirrel"?
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Like the Germans.
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Ze Germans?
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Eichhörnchen?
リス?

Sue-kwer-all?
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I don't see what's so hard about saying skwerl.
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I know Germans who can say it just fine.
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I just had a job interview which I'm pretty sure I nailed. Part-time, so it's not exactly a career--but who knows? Sometimes pt gigs lead to dream jobs.

I'll be driving a small truck throughout the Toronto area, lifting expensive, heavy-as-fudge furniture with a pair of merry Irishmen.

I expect there to be after-work pints from time to time.
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Working with Irishmen = banter + cirrhosis.
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Well, it's signed and done. I'm officially a Navy mom. The offspring will be gainfully employed after graduation!
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!!!

Navy moms are cool. Congrats to both of you.
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Whoop!

And also a little disappointed that Goiter hasn't posted a Village People video!

Submarine branch Negs??
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Yep, passed all his interviews so he's in the program. At least a year of training before he gets assigned to a sub, though.
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