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Badger!!!
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Adam54 wrote: :wall: :wall: :wall:

No. No. That's not gonna do it.

:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:
Took you long enough.
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Dalty wrote:Badger!!!
Badger? I 'ardly know 'er!
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You don't need none o' those stinkers, anyway.
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Weed, whiskey, and women.
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I really could happily smoke a massive doobie right now.
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I have been taking more of an interest in it lately. Much better than booze for me.

It'll be legal here from coast to coast sometime next year, I reckon. You should visit then!
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I'd be happy to brownie it for some chronic pain relief. The smoked variety doesn't agree with my asthma.
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I had some "gummies" recently. Gelatinous THC. Did the job, though it takes a little longer to take effect than the smoked variant.
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Next item on the drug agenda is trying LSD for the first time, sometime in the next 1-2 months.

Eh, I'm 43. Better late than never.
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I expect a full description of the experience afterward.
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If you are not 100% happy and balanced I would not recommend LSD unless you are with another day-tripper who is a bit of a pro and knows how to walk the walk. Just from experience.
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Dalty wrote:If you are not 100% happy and balanced I would not recommend LSD unless you are with another day-tripper who is a bit of a pro and knows how to walk the walk. Just from experience.
If there are two things I am not, it's 100% happy and balanced. Grammar's a bit choppy there.

Fortunately I live in a pretty artsy, bohemian neighbourhood and I know a few space travellers who could fill that role.
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And don't forget Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf.
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And Pink Floyd. And the last 20 minutes of 2001. Anything by Jodorowsky(I'm told).
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And somewhere comfy!
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It's been a while since I partook of a psychedelic, but I remember peeing in a white toilet, and it looked like the old 3D movies without the glasses. I saw a green and a red shadow and was quite transfixed by it.
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My friend had a conversation with a wardrobe and all the doors in my house disappeared.
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Dalty wrote:My friend had a conversation with a wardrobe and all the doors in my house disappeared.
Just marking this for the Out of Context Dalty Quotes I'll be using to write a children's book for Baby Dalty.
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Clint Eastwood had a conversation with a chair, and a lot of people assumed his sanity disappeared.
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Maybe he was also partaking in a hallucinogen?
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He was breathing concentrated freedom.
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I reckon that sounds like David Hasslehoff singing while Michael Bay style slo-mo American flags fly in the background.
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Academic job postings such as the one quoted in the linked blog post make me glad that I got out of academia when I had a chance.
https://pankisseskafka.com/2017/07/16/r ... ooks-like/
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Is that the same one posted by your fellow Wash. U. alum? If it is, I enjoyed seeing another of your fellow Wash. U. alums tear into it.
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