1,000 Club
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- neglet
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Adam wears a merkin?!?!?! That's a secret you should've kept to yourself, Dalty.
- neglet
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Particularly since I don't want to know how you know that.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
I can see your mind boggling from here.
- Adam54
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Dalty and I have a very special bond, let's just put it that way.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
The kind of bond you can only get from using a superior kind of merkin glue.
- Mal Shot First
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Merkin glue: the superior adhesive agent. Bond with confidence!
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
He says otherwise.
- Mal Shot First
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
I guess it's true that it would be difficult to get Jaws off of you once he attached himself. He's no agent, though.
(By the way, I'd just like to say that I'm proud that the previous post ended up being my 1000th one.)
(By the way, I'd just like to say that I'm proud that the previous post ended up being my 1000th one.)
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
That is fairly legendary! Because you said penis!!!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
I feel it is my duty to point out that Connery wore a piece.
The real question:
Did he stop at the toupee, or did he double-piece it?
The real question:
Did he stop at the toupee, or did he double-piece it?
- Mal Shot First
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Nowhere was there any mention of a penis.Dalty wrote:That is fairly legendary! Because you said penis!!!
- Dalty
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- neglet
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
I was going to make my 500th post something awesome, because, like Darcy and Elizabeth, I am "of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room, and be handed down to posterity with all the éclat of a proverb."
But i am very tipsy, so you gets what you gets
But i am very tipsy, so you gets what you gets
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Loving your work.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
It's time, once again, to warm up the pool.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Who, who, who???
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
How we choose to warm it up is our business.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
I'm not telling you, Dalty. It's just too easy for you to figure out.
I'm not one to rag on a guy for his Ipsiness, but damn.
I'm not one to rag on a guy for his Ipsiness, but damn.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
I am too Ipsy to argue.
- Adam54
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Re: 1,000 Club
I figured it out!
Does this person live abroad?
Does this person live abroad?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
This person lives in America.
- Space Tycoon
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Re: 1,000 Club
Does he live as a broad in America?
Ooh, ooh, I get it! It's Bru-- sorry, Caitlin Jenner!!
Ooh, ooh, I get it! It's Bru-- sorry, Caitlin Jenner!!
- neglet
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Re: 1,000 Club
Peeing in the pool does not count as warming it up.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
That sort of depends on the volume of the pee, doesn't it?
- Space Tycoon
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Re: 1,000 Club
LOL volume