1,000 Club
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
Ours goes to eleven.
- Space Tycoon
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- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Help yourself to a wingback chair. Cigar? Brandy?
- Jubbers
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Re: 1,000 Club
Didn't realize I was a perk.Dalty wrote:Help yourself to a wingback chair. Cigar? Brandy?
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
There is literally nothing I can say at this point by way of a punchline that doesn't run the danger of accidentally sounding disrespectful, so I am just going to shut up.
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- Adam54
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Re: 1,000 Club
Smart decision, Dalty.
- Adam54
- Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
I think that might be the first time I've ever used that sentence.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
What a good wife she would be.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
She brings out the best in me, and Adam notices.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
Habanos and a snifter of Cognac would be excellent, while we discuss world events, the stock market, idiot sons and ex-wives.Dalty wrote:Help yourself to a wingback chair. Cigar? Brandy?
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
I can help you with three out of four. I can raise you 2x God-sons, but to be fair they are both pretty awesome!!!
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
Everything balances out then!
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
I actually really do like the idea of sitting in a wingback chair, drinking vast amounts of cognac in a fug of cigar smoke, setting the world to rights with you. Goiter entertaining us with witticisms at the expense of the butler, Adam jumping up and down and shouting at us because he can't get "Fast and Furious 27 - Slow & Forgetful" on the holo-net then having some kind of episode and touching his genitals a lot in the direction of a nurse when news is received that Mal has successfully cloned Bruce Springsteen. Chuckling as word comes through via Jubbers global comsys of the Fall of Rome to the forces of Jubboiter.
Maybe we should make it our retirement plan. It would all go swimmingly until a surprisingly spritely Negs kung-fu's our asses for using that word again.
Maybe we should make it our retirement plan. It would all go swimmingly until a surprisingly spritely Negs kung-fu's our asses for using that word again.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
Featuring Matt LeBlanc, right?Dalty wrote:Adam . . . having some kind of episode. . . .
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
"Just blame it on the cognac, dah-ling," you could tell her by way of an apology.
It does sound like a perfect way to spend one's off time. Of course, you or I would have to supply the Cubans, given the present realities. Although by then, maybe our American friends will be able to buy them at the corner store. Which would kind of take the novelty out of it, sadly...
It does sound like a perfect way to spend one's off time. Of course, you or I would have to supply the Cubans, given the present realities. Although by then, maybe our American friends will be able to buy them at the corner store. Which would kind of take the novelty out of it, sadly...
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Not as much as when Havana looks like Cabo San Lucas. Ooooooh, get us travel snobs!
- Space Tycoon
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Re: 1,000 Club
I need to call me travel agent stat!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
That's an insulting thing to call your travel agent. S/He's more than a number, Spacey!
- Space Tycoon
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I need to call my travel agent ASAP.
ASAP is a military phrase! Support our troops, you Democrat!!
ASAP is a military phrase! Support our troops, you Democrat!!
- neglet
- Shoots First - 1138 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
I have quite a few posts before I get in here, so be as cunning a linguist as you want.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
I was once like you.... occupying the late-600'S, wondering when, if ever, my number would be called.
The key? Alcohol. And a reliable internet connection. It is what has made me the post-millenial poster I am today.
The key? Alcohol. And a reliable internet connection. It is what has made me the post-millenial poster I am today.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
You are a credit to alcohol.
- Space Tycoon
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Re: 1,000 Club
Everyone needs a hobby. Or habit, or whatever.
- neglet
- Shoots First - 1138 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
Oh, believe me, I get plenty of alcohol. It just makes me giggly rather than loquacious.