1,000 Club
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
I remember giggly. I have been known to giggle from time to time.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
So has Harry Knowles.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
I guess a Gigli joke would have been too obvious. Well played, sir.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
Gobble, gobble.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
I like Turkey. Nice beaches.
- Space Tycoon
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Re: 1,000 Club
You know what I just realized?Space Tycoon wrote:Everyone needs a hobby. Or habit, or whatever.
You put "Hobby" and "Habit" together... you know what you get?
HOBBIT.
- Space Tycoon
- ü83r l33t - 1338 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
Mind. Blown.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Nuns? Blowing Hobbits? What a twisted world.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
The cloister is her vagina.
There's little moister than a cloister.
There's little moister than a cloister.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Unless it's getting chatted up in Omi's bar.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
How about if it's *on* Omi's bar?
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Oh, it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
I hear Omi's swingin' a donkey dong.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
He uses it to throw barrels at Italian plumbers.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
He calls it his "barrel roll."
Both the dong and the action he performs with it.
Both the dong and the action he performs with it.
- Mal Shot First
- Wall of Text Climber - 2500 Posts
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
Yes!
Believe it or not, I've been meaning to check YTMND to see if someone had done this.
Believe it or not, I've been meaning to check YTMND to see if someone had done this.
- neglet
- Shoots First - 1138 Posts
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Re: 1,000 Club
Better clean it up in here, boys, I'm getting ready to come in!
You don't need to do anything fancy, just make sure the toilet's clean and has paper.
And booze. Don't forget the booze.
You don't need to do anything fancy, just make sure the toilet's clean and has paper.
And booze. Don't forget the booze.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
Jeebus! This means I have to sort out the spelling and punctuation on Jakester's memorial plaque!!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
You should just ignore her for the time being, Dalty. She still has ten posts to make before she's even in the club. I'm not sure why she's already posting in here.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Club
She's a trained killer. She does what she damn well likes or she Tae Kwan Do's our asses!
- neglet
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Re: 1,000 Club
Many people without the post count comment in here. We just don't get to share in the booze until we hit 1000.
- neglet
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Re: 1,000 Club
I would've thought it was all in dirty pictographs.Dalty wrote:Jeebus! This means I have to sort out the spelling and punctuation on Jakester's memorial plaque!!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
Quasar doesn't count. Well, he doesn't count past twenty-five or so. Once he runs out of digits and protrusions, he gets a little lost.neglet wrote:Many people without the post count comment in here. We just don't get to share in the booze until we hit 1000.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Club
I miss Quasar.
*sniff*
*sniff*