Jubboiter Decrees
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Jubboiter Decrees
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
(She was interrupting a cha0t, so I deci0000ded to give her a sandbox. She's also interrupting tfrhis parenthetical aside.)
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
How shall we rrrm ff bv vg vb, oh destroyer of worlds?
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Suck up.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Quasar's right. That's exactly how.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
She will remember.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
It is for this reason that I've never shaken her.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Also that.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
I should be clear:
I didn't abstain from shaking her because I was worried it would somehow damage her memory, I abstained from shaking her her because I knew she'd remember, and I don't want her shaking me when she outgrows me.
I didn't abstain from shaking her because I was worried it would somehow damage her memory, I abstained from shaking her her because I knew she'd remember, and I don't want her shaking me when she outgrows me.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
She's already taller than me.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
She comes up past my knee, so you're probably right.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
I will be more worried when she starts talking.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Well, personally I would let unemployment settle before raising interest rates to tackle inflation. But I understand where you are coming from.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
I'd create an account for her, but I don't want to hear you whining about how there's yet another sock puppet on the board.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
I am not allowed wine at the moment.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Jubboiter is sick, she is cranky, and she isn't eating as much as she is supposed to. Does anyone know what to feed a kid who very clearly doesn't want to eat?
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Why not broth?
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Vodka.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
I only know kittens. They attack baby food like it's crack. I don't think feeding your baby kitten food will work, sorry.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Jubboiter is sick, she is cranky, and she isn't eating as much as she is supposed to. Does anyone know what to feed a kid who very clearly doesn't want to eat?
Actually, just offer a variety of stuff. If she likes something specific she'll eat it over and over. Kids are annoying like that. When my cousin was little he only ate yellow food.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
That's all right. I don't have a baby kitten to feed food to.neglet wrote:I don't think feeding your baby kitten food will work, sorry.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Jubboiter has decreed that we should all have colds and be miserable like her.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
All children are little, toddling bio-weapons. This is a fact.
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Re: Jubboiter Decrees
Fix'd.Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:All children are little, toddling bio-weapons. That's a fact, Jack.