Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Mine involved the gun.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
And I swear that I don't have a gun.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I just want Dalty to say it.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I've already tried turning it off and back on again.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
It doesn't work.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
It's lazy.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Maybe it's host is drunk?
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
It's the blood that's drunk, not the host.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
You can take the boy out of Eastern Europe.......
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
...but you can't take the cannibalism out of Catholicism.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
A little of the Ol' Lord's Supper.
Some think it's a game, but I can't think of many games like it. Can you? Maybe something involving tricks. Euchre? Whist?
Some think it's a game, but I can't think of many games like it. Can you? Maybe something involving tricks. Euchre? Whist?
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Scrabble?
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Triple word score? In Alabama? Honky be trippin' !!
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
My EuchreWhist joke is a pretty bad one and a hell of stretch, but I'm also pretty proud of it.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
This was going to be my comment on it when you posted it, but I wasn't so proud of it, which is why I didn't post it:
"Do your puns have stretch goals? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you reached one with that pun."
"Do your puns have stretch goals? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you reached one with that pun."
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
There's no reason to set a goal. There's no end to the stretching.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Plus he's not as stretchy as he used to be.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Talkbackers are saying a couple of AICN's writers quit the site a few days back. Whether or not it's true, it's clear Harry's been scrambling to produce content ever since. He's keeping the Harryisms to a minimum. It's better than his usual writing. If Harry had been kept busier all this time, maybe he'd have become a better writer.
"'She would of been a good woman,' the Misfit said, 'if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.'"
That "would of" is Flannery O'Connor's.
"'She would of been a good woman,' the Misfit said, 'if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.'"
That "would of" is Flannery O'Connor's.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Not the dudes in the video, they're cool, but the asshats who dumped these cuties by the river in the first place...
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I think this time God has a point, actually.
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Re: Alabama, Ladies and Gentlemen!
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.