Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.
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And endorsed by a goat. That makes it extra truthy.
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Last night I had a chat with a really cute bartender who cosplayed as Han Solo at FanExpo this year and prefers Classic Trek.
Pretty sure I'm in love.
Pretty sure I'm in love.
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FEMALE bartender. Kinda wanted to clarify that.
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It don't make no never mind to me.
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Does she take her truthing from goats?
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Mal Shot First wrote:I dated a girl for about 4 months and then she broke up with me because it was obvious that we weren't a good match (the reason we were even together for that long was probably fairly superficial for both of us). About a month later, I started seeing the young lady who eventually became my wife. So, you know... there's no reason to wait all that long. It's not like you are coming out of a years-long relationship. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide the right time or what feels right to you, but I doubt there's a set time period that must be respected lest the universe should implode.Adam54 wrote:I'm officially single again. We're going to attempt to remain friends and I don't wish her any ill will whatsoever.
Now..help me out fellas. It's been a while since I last attempted dating seriously. What's the proper waiting period before getting back out there? 1 year per month dated? 2 years? 10?
See, this gives me hope. She and I had one last falling out this weekend and this won't be one of those "on again/off again" things. Which sucks. I thought she was it. I really did. Ah well, clearly not.
But now it's on to the next one. Coffee Meets Bagel is back up and running on the phone!
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I meant to mention earlier that I got a real kick out of this. It's good stuff.Space Tycoon wrote:The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I have little sympathy for the majority of men who complain of blue balls. Most of them would be fine if they would just jerk it.
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I googled "truth has been spoken" in hopes of finding something suitably kooky.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
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Did you take lessons from the guy who was almost Iron Man, too?Space Tycoon wrote:Mission accomplished.
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That's more like unsuitably kooky.
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The mission is unsuitably kooky?
Unsuitably Kooky Mission Force??
Sounds like Manga.
Unsuitably Kooky Mission Force??
Sounds like Manga.
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More like bad 50's science fiction.
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No, that would be Kooky Force and the Unsuitable Mission.
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Featuring the adventures of Captain Johnny Missile and his "youthful companion," Sparky.
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Nailed it!
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That's what Johnny Missile said.
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And made Sparky sore and left him feeling a little dirty.
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What are you implying about our steely eyed missile man and his sparkly adolescent chum?!
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He made a (wo)man of Sparky.
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Bit the pillow once or twice....
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It certainly made his eyes water. Tune in next week!
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I think I might be ready to announce my retirement from dating. I used to be more of an optimist, but between the HIMYM finale and the recently ex-girlfriend, I think I might just call it a day.
I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.
I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.