I got the feeling you had a touch of Pretty Much Any Female at All Fever.Mal Shot First wrote:My early-20s self would have been totally jealous. I had a touch of yellow fever back then.
Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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So what you're saying is that the new universe was the only thing that opened itself to you?
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In essence, that is correct.
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Well, I'm not one to decline food when offered either, but I still preferred fried rice over, let's say, burritos.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I got the feeling you had a touch of Pretty Much Any Female at All Fever.Mal Shot First wrote:My early-20s self would have been totally jealous. I had a touch of yellow fever back then.
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Was that analogy incredibly sexist or what?
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It depends on whether or not the burrito also contains fried rice.
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I think Goiter called Mal a slut!
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Nah. Just because he was constantly hungry for rice and burritos doesn't mean he was in a position to gorge himself on them.
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Like an alcoholic in a dry state.
- Mal Shot First
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Had I been given the opportunity, I totally would have been a slut. Nobody seemed to want this slut, though.
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Except my wife, obviously.
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Slut is overrated. Whore, on the other hand.....
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All I wanted in the world was to live to see a naked girl...
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When I turned 18, I went straight to the Mississauga Tavern strip club.
Sad but true.
Sad but true.
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This was pre-Internet too!?Mal Shot First wrote:All I wanted in the world was to live to see a naked girl...
- Mal Shot First
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Maybe I should have specified that I meant a real-life naked girl.
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It's over-rated.
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Those exist?Mal Shot First wrote:Maybe I should have specified that I meant a real-life naked girl.
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Getting laid is for fags.Dalty wrote:It's over-rated.
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It's far harder work than the Internet.
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No, you smoke a couple of fags after getting laid.Mal Shot First wrote:Getting laid is for fags.Dalty wrote:It's over-rated.
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Only if you've got your breath back.
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I mean, I don't smoke, but I see people doing that in movies all the time.
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Even today?
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Well, maybe not in recent movies. Only Nazis smoke in today's movies.