Things there should be words for:
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Things there should be words for:
That strange sense of mild satisfaction only a guy can get when they successfully complete a laundry cycle on a setting that is not the normal "40c / Mixed" cycle they use ALL the other times.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
That particular post alcohol and sleep itch that only a fried breakfast can scratch.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
The repeated memory loss when trying to recall if one should put lime or lemon in a gin & tonic.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
Something tells me you'd've already come up for words with these things if you weren't such a lush. Then again, you probably wouldn't feel the need to come up with words for these things if you weren't such a lush.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
I have given up smoking so am self medicating with gin.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
If you decide to give up gin and manage to get a doctor to prescribe you clomethiazole, try not to self-medicate by taking thirty-two of those clomethiazole tablets all at once.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
More things there should be a word for:
The frustrating fear one feels when one realises that despite earning nearly 4x the average salary and sitting in the top 2% of earners, house prices are so mentally fucked up that the "Forever Home" remains out of reach with a 25yr mortgage.
The frustrating fear one feels when one realises that despite earning nearly 4x the average salary and sitting in the top 2% of earners, house prices are so mentally fucked up that the "Forever Home" remains out of reach with a 25yr mortgage.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
Sounds like you want too nice a home. I bet you're expecting all the mod cons--like light, water, heat, and the such. Don't be so fancy. Go shanty.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
I made a crucial tactical error when, on break up from ex-Mrs Dalty, I went property ladder and secure the Dalty-Cave. Meanwhile, the houses one rung up from where I was, so two up from where I am now, jumped by 25% in one year. Curses!
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Re: Things there should be words for:
Yeah - right idea, but clearly written by somebody who is about as funny as rectal prolapse.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
It's ClickHole. It's probably funnier than you realize. Examine the sixth one more closely.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
I have. It's not.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
That feeling of immense frustration you get when somebody asks you for help then resolutely refuses to accept it.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
Are you familiar with ClickHole, Dalty?
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Re: Things there should be words for:
Nope. Is it not just another click bait site?
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Re: Things there should be words for:
It's a fake click bait site devised by writers of The Onion to mock actual click bait sites. Click around on some of the other articles. There's some good stuff.
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Re: Things there should be words for:
I will get frickin' clickin'